31 Questions: The Most Revealing Parenting Quiz You Will Ever Take

parenting_quizWhen I was a kid, I loved the television show Let’s Make a Deal. I especially loved the segment in which the host, Monty Hall, would ask a woman from the audience to find some obscure item in her purse, such as a paper clip or supermarket receipt. I’ve been thinking that parents could play a similar game, looking for obscure items in the family room.

So, here’s the game.

Sit on the couch in your family room and see how many of the following items you can spot. Tally the points and leave a comment with your total. Let’s see who can get the most. Good luck!

1.  Beeping, flashing, ridiculously noisy toy that was a gift from your parents or in-laws and that you’re can’t wait to donate to Goodwill… 20 points

2.  Juice, fruit, or ice cream stain on the couch… 10 points

3.  Juice, fruit, or ice cream stain on the ceiling… 50 points

4.  Artwork that you are dying to recycle but are not allowed to recycle and that you will recycle in seven months when your kid forgets about it… 20 points

5.  Anything from a birthday goodie bag (e.g. Cheap plastic non-functioning harmonica; superball; plastic bracelet that was popular with Punky Brewster in 1985; plastic parachute guy who, if thrown into the air, will fall no more slowly than if thrown without parachute). Each item … 10 points

6.  Couch cushion fort… 20 points

7.  Bare couch with no cushions (that you are sitting on)… 50 points

8.  Electronic device that your child has taught you to operate… 10 points

9.  Unfolded laundry in laundry basket… 5 points

10.  Child in laundry basket… 20 points

11.  Plastic set of Tinkertoys… 1 point

12.  Classic wood Tinkertoys… 10 points

13.  One lone mystery Tinkertoy, even thought as far as you know you don’t own a set… 50 points

14.  Abandoned Monoploy money, Risk piece, or six-sided die… 10 points/each

15.  Doll head eerily rolling around on the floor… 25 points

16.  Any of the following books… 10 points each

  • The Womanly Art of Breastfeeding
  • The Baby Book
  • Good Night Moon

17.  Child-made paper mache anything (most likely pinata)… 25 points

18.  Nail clipper on window sill… 15 points

19.  Nail clipper and a small pile of nail clippings on window sill… 25 points

20. Undies (child)… 25 points

21.  Undies (adult)… 0 points

22.  Sippy cup or bendy straw… 10 points

23.  Balloon… 10 points

24.  Helium balloon… 20 points

25.  Helium balloon, mostly deflated, hovering at eye level that will scare the bejesus out of you at one in the morning because you think it’s an intruder or the ghost or your grandpa… 50 points

26.  Thomas the Tank Engine train tracks that you will step on at one in the morning after the balloon scares the bejesus out of you… 35 points

27.  Tin of pens and pencils… 15 points

28.  Tin of working pens and sharpened pencils… 50 points

29.  Reach under sofa cushion. If you find:

  • Pen or pencil… 5 points
  • Coins totaling more than fifteen cents… 10 points
  • Game piece… 10 points
  • Hair, lint and used tissues… 25 points for bravery

30.  Kid-related stain on your shirt or pants… 10 points

31.  Stain-free, wrinkle-free clothes… 10 points for lying

BONUS: Fifty points if you’ve had sex on the couch this year, cause good for you.

Tally your score and write the total points in a comment. Good luck!

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43 thoughts on “31 Questions: The Most Revealing Parenting Quiz You Will Ever Take”

  1. According to this I may not actually be a parent despite my 13 y/o with a very scary cluttered bedroom. Thank goodness for couch lint, books, and the bonus points.

  2. I got 90, but we live in a very small apartment. And only have one baby right now. And she’s only 9 1/2 months. So I’ll have to take this quiz again someday. 😀 😛

  3. 170 because the kids are spending a week and grandma and grandpa’s – I can’t wait to do it when they’re back :-)

  4. Woo hoo I got the 50 point bonus! 😉 Co-sleeping = sex on the couch, guest room, floor, etc. and people say co-sleeping ruins your sex life LOL

  5. 180. I have a 20 month old so I haven’t gotten to some of these milestones yet… And our couch slipcover does not allow for forts or cramp getting under cushions. Good or bad? Not sure…

  6. Seriously? I got 255, but in all fairness we did just have a birthday party with balloons and awesome goodie bags. I didn’t look under my couch, but I think if I had I might have found my missing cell phone. What I really wanna know is how do I get the bonus?

  7. 150 and that’s only because my husband and I used the couch the other night on our anniversary. Our daughter is 12 and I really don’t think any of the things that were on the first part of the quiz would have been there even when she was 2 or 3, we don’t let her rule our house with toys and food.

  8. Mom of four kids under 7 years of age: 45 points. Though I am tempted to add an extra five points to the laundry score because mine somehow missed the basket…

  9. 235 without the bonus (because we love our bed). 2 Kids: Boy 4 and Girl 2. The girl just turned 2, which bumped the score up a bit (but really just counteracts the fact that the boy and I just took down our AWESOME blanket fort).

  10. Wow, lol I have a 3-year-old son and none of these, especially not in the main room. His bedroom has a few of these, toys with flashing stuff, legos, etc, but no electronic toys he taught me to use because I’m pretty savvy when it comes to that stuff. He does have electronic toys though, mainly educational ones. Not too many stains and stuff. I am not lying when I say I have no kid related stains on clothes but I have had them in the past, lol.

  11. I’m at work so I couldn’t tally individual tinker toys or check for all of the contents under my couch…246 was the score though – I just got a new couch with cushions that can’t come off! I used to have a couch with unrecognizable stains, the cushions would form a fort on the floor, and I’d sit on the springs lol…woohoo for the bonus point!

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