Originally Posted by rclaz
ME: walk up and get in line at the grocery store. Milk, deodorant, and butter.
Annoying Woman in Front of Me (AWFM): WOW (shouting)!! You're REALLY Pregnant!!!
ME: Yup, I sure am
AWFM: What are you having triplets??!! (shouting again, people looking)
ME: heh-heh, nooo. I'm just due soon.
AWFM: You're REALLY big!!! (more shouting)
ME: hmmm, oh...
AWFM: You're having an epidural. (statement)
ME: nope, I'm sure...