Ok...mine is a little ridiculous:
"The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 48 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 8 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and a little patch of black hair".
48 hour labor and a 15 pound kid
Please, tell me that won't happen