that I am far too mature and sophisticated to have required a designated driver to drive me home last night from the beach while I puked out the window the entire time.
sadly, you would be wrong.
when very cute bartender who has been flirting with you all night begs you to do a shot with her before you leave, ASK WHAT IS IN THE SHOT. Just because it is clear and she serves it to you with a lemon does not mean it is a lemon drop. It could very...