We were about to sit down for dinner and I hear this grunting noise coming from the bathroom off of the kitchen. Upon further inspection I find our red in the face two year old sitting on the bathroom floor. Since we are working on potty training I couldn't help, but ask..
"Hey kiddo, you um.. pooping?"
She replies "NO"
Bewildered, I ask "you lying?"
Her response: "Yes" and she proceeds to ROAR (like a LION) in my face ;)