You just go on to Cancun and have fun with your hairy self! As for skirts why not wear long flowing hippie type skirts? The gauze is cool and if your me you wear them in winter too with sweaters and leggings. I've worn them for soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long I am not comfortable in anything else.
I don't shave my womanly region simply because I don't wear a bathing suit very often.
I'm particuarly hairy too.