Two most embarassing things my dd has ever said:
1. on a train from NYC to Boston, people were lined up at a stop next to where dd (then 2), my ex, and I were sitting, waiting for the doors to open. And dd randomly says MY PAPA IS A MAN AND HE HAS A BIG, DISGUSTING PENIS! (scrunched up face for emphasis)
2. Age 1.75 from her stroller as we pass a jogging, topless, and very obese man, she hollers (admiringly): YOOK, MAMA! THAT MAN HAVE BIIIIIG BOOOBIES!!!