awwwww.... that's so rough!! I *somehow* ate a super messy sandwich at a restaurant while having baby in a sling with her head right below my head withOUT spilling any on her! Just1more- have you tried cranial sacral therapy? I was skeptical but my colicky baby is SLEEPING and I still have to mostly hold her, BUT she at least is mostly not screaming when being held.
Anyway, love this idea because I'm eating super unhealthy stuff that is easy.