lol, poor daddies! my DP feels your pain.
when we're lounging in bed, our 10-month-old likes to crawl all over us and DP will often get his privates smushed by a little hand or a knee! heck, even my boobs can't go a day without getting smacked, smushed, or punched (which of course, is nothing compared to getting hit in the nuts and/or petey. ouchies. )