I hung a bunch of framed pictures and artwork and stuff I had mounted for DH a long time ago.
A HUGE frame (the sucker is 4 feet tall and 2 feet wide) fell and almost hit Miss Z and shattered into a million little pieces.
Thankfully she is OK and did not get hit.
That could have been very, very bad.
I asked her what happened, and she looked me in the eyes and said "It fell."
She told me what happened appropriately!