Target crib sheets advertised in CIO-until-vomiting article - Page 4

[serenekitten]

Well, I'd never been to that site before, but now I'll know to ignore anything written with the "holistic approach" of Conner Herman and Kira Ryan. Clearly, they are well-paid fools. What do you expect from people who "enjoy planning the 2035 wedding of their toddlers," as if the children will ever want to marry each other in exactly 27 years?

[Mama2Rio]

Originally Posted by just_lily

That is really awful. I can't imagine my child crying so hard that she vomits, and my biggest concern is changing the sheets!

Because you know, the worst thing would that your child learn that if they cry until they vomit you would actually comfort them. The horror!

i know! i just don't get cio! eek!

[soso-lynn]

I just randomly followed the link to that site and got to this from the two same women:

Interpreting baby's cries can be daunting when you feellike you've just started to get the hang of parenthood. And when we say "get thehang of" we mean you've recently discovered that bottle nipples have differentflows and mastered the art of one-handed emailing.

Let's focus on the "I'm in pain" cry first. All the shotsbaby gets the first year of life do more than keep your child healthy.They also teach you what your child sounds like when he is in pain. For mostbabies, this is a high-pitched, "I-can't-stop-to-take-one-breath-of-air-and-wait-I-thought-I-could-trust-you-adult-people!" cry. It is a clear distress call and is probablysomething you remember vividly even if it's been months since you last heardit.

This has got to be a sick twisted joke or something.

[babygrant]

Link isn't working for me.

[majikfaerie]

sadly not a twisted joke

[serenekitten]

I would like to think that I could tell my child was in pain whether they've been given shots or not.

If a cry causes me to go "Momma Bear" on someone's sorry butt, then yep, I'll know that's the one.

[mrsbernstein]

Let's focus on the "I'm in pain" cry first. All the shotsbaby gets the first year of life do more than keep your child healthy.They also teach you what your child sounds like when he is in pain. For mostbabies, this is a high-pitched, "I-can't-stop-to-take-one-breath-of-air-and-wait-I-thought-I-could-trust-you-adult-people!" cry. It is a clear distress call and is probablysomething you remember vividly even if it's been months since you last heardit.

This is SICK! SICK! You NEED to vaccinate your child JUST to learn how she sounds "in pain"??????????????????????????? Words can't describe what I think of that!

Mrs B

[Haselnuss]

How unbelievably cruel. :
These people have a sick attitude toward children - or, actually, toward human beings in general. Everyone needs love - adults included - yet somehow babies should be taught not to expect it.


On another note, I wish I had something like that sheet for my bed. It would be great for the times when I wake up in a puddle of milk!