I think that you need to destash by sending me some (or most) of your yarn. You will begin to appreciate the simplicity of having only one or two balls of really basic, wool yarn in the house (having only the basics on hand will allow your imagination to soar). In time, you will get to the point where you can happily knit only air.
I will, of course, take excellent care of your yarns until they reach their majority. They will live here in my moth-free, temperature and humidity controlled home, where they can roll around and play with other fibres from many different backgrounds and nationalities. I will send you regular updates about them, including photos at birthdays and Christmas.
I offer this service out of the goodness of my heart, and not for any personal benefit.
