It worked! The baby turned!!!!

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I did end up drinking tons of water overnight, and just lying about it, hehehe. It's a good thing I did--we got to the hospital at 8:30, and they didn't even do the version until 3. That's enough time with no water!
The version itself wasn't really what I was expecting. I thought it would be firm, but gentle pressure. Instead, the doctor threw his WHOLE weight into it; he really had to push hard! He checked her position with an ultrasound before we started, and then pushed her a few inches at a time, while a nurse followed the baby with the ultrasound so the doctor could see her position. (They were surprisingly frantic-sounding about it...The doctor kept yelling, "Check her head! Her HEAD! NOW!!!)
I couldn't tell if it either really hurt, or was just a feeling that I was totally unaccustomed to. (Not really sharp PAIN, but kind of like a sharp PUSH? Kind of like someone elbowing you with all their weight in a tender spot of your body.) It was uncomfortable, that's for sure, but it only lasted 3 minutes. I did deep breathing, and tried to stay focused on relaxing. I wasn't sore at all afterward.
The baby did well, and was still head down a few hours later. My stomach feels totally different (and even LOOKS different), like she has more room in there. And her head is *finally* out from under my ribs!
Good luck to you ladies who have upcoming versions! I'm sending you wishes that your babies are slippery little fishes who slide around to vertex, and then stay there until you have your dream births.

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PS: I have some mugwort for moxibustion left over, if anyone wants it I'd be happy to mail it to you!