I had so many strange dreams last night. But one was SO disappointing. I dreamed I was in labor. I could feel the contractions, I swear it. It even woke me up. I was excited... thought maybe I was in labor in the dream because I really was in labor. So I laid there a while waiting and waiting for a contraction. Sure that one must be coming. And nothing ever happened.

My subconscious needs to knock this crap off. I don't want any more dream contractions unless they are REALLY happening!