Is it dead? Please tell me it's dead. (UPDATE: I didn't napalm myself) - Page 2

[SAHDS]

Originally Posted by Fujiko

Then I waited for my unsuspecting husband to come home and let him empty the canister without telling him what had transpired. He thought it was weird that I was watching him do it with such...anticipation. Later he read my blog (that I basically copy and pasted the OP into) and he was a *little* upset that I hadn't told him there was a potentially still-alive and pissed-off spider in there.

Not to mention "poo-covered".

[sanguine_speed]

Remind me of this when I complain about the 6 months' of snow a year we get here. The cold climate does not welcome big, galloping spiders.

[CariOfOz]

Now let's not exaggerate... they don't really gallop.. it's more of an 'I own the place' kinda saunter

[Theoretica]

Originally Posted by CariOfOz

Now let's not exaggerate... they don't really gallop.. it's more of an 'I own the place' kinda saunter

[Fujiko]

Yeah, and then they look at you with ten threatening, beady eyes as if they are saying "Why are you in my house? I shall find a way to KILL you...slowly."

[CariOfOz]

Hehehe I love spider bashing threads

*hides from the spider anti discrimination league*

[SaraLe6]

Oh God I'm going to have nightmares tonight... *shiver*

Next time spray a whole can of spider-killing bug spray on a whole bag of cotton balls and suck them up. That's what I do after vacuuming when I know there are fleas on my furniture/in my carpet.

[Yooper]

Originally Posted by sanguine_speed

Remind me of this when I complain about the 6 months' of snow a year we get here. The cold climate does not welcome big, galloping spiders.

Don't be so sure. We have 6-7 months of snow and winter here and we have some of the largest prehistoric wolf spiders in our house. Luckily, our cats eat them: They do leave little piles of legs after the kill.

[Theoretica]

Originally Posted by Yooper

Don't be so sure. We have 6-7 months of snow and winter here and we have some of the largest prehistoric wolf spiders in our house. Luckily, our cats eat them: They do leave little piles of legs after the kill.

Oh! My! Gross!

[Yooper]

Originally Posted by Theoretica

Oh! My! Gross!

Yeah. Apparently the dry, dusty, crunchy consistency is not to our cats' liking:

[CariOfOz]

Originally Posted by Yooper

Yeah. Apparently the dry, dusty, crunchy consistency is not to our cats' liking:

May I recommend a light dipping sauce for teh kitteh? then maybe no more crunchy piles

[Fujiko]

Originally Posted by CariOfOz

May I recommend a light dipping sauce for teh kitteh? then maybe no more crunchy piles

Maybe they need some CATsup!

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[CariOfOz]

Originally Posted by Fujiko

Maybe they need some CATsup!

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Bwhahahaaaaaaa

I can't BELIEVE I didn't think of that.. *hangs head in shame*

[glorio]

K, I am a total arachnophobe, so my reaction to this thread is to call and torture my arachnophobic mother by reading this to her. It's the only thing that will get rid of the eeby jeeby feeling I have now.

[Storm Bride]

Originally Posted by Yooper

Yeah. Apparently the dry, dusty, crunchy consistency is not to our cats' liking:

I feel so sick now...

[Miasmamma]

I've been known to call various family members to come and kill said spider for me. And if I ever had the nerve to suck one up in the vacuum, it would be outside waiting for DH. But now, after reading this, I'll be searching the ceiling and scratching all day...

[CariOfOz]

Originally Posted by glorio

K, I am a total arachnophobe, so my reaction to this thread is to call and torture my arachnophobic mother by reading this to her. It's the only thing that will get rid of the eeby jeeby feeling I have now.

Nothin like sharing the love eh mama?

[Ceinwen]

I.am.dying.over.here.



Best thread evah... well, so far today anyway!