Got any good knock knock jokes for a 3.5 year old?

[riverscout]

My daughter has really gotten into knock knock jokes lately. She doesn't really get the whole pun part of them, so the ones she makes up are pretty hysterical for that reason .

Anyway, she wants me to tell her some, but I can't really remember any good ones. Do you have any that you'd like to share?

TIA

[l_olive]

My son's favorite is really corny.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

A little kid who can't reach the doorbell!

Then he laughs like a maniac.

[infraread]

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting Pirate!

Interrup----

AAARRRRRGH!

[_betsy_]

Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting co...

MOO! (you have to interrupt their response)

[_betsy_]

Bwahahahahaa! We posted at the same time with the same joke!

[alexsam]

Umm.... all the ones my 4 year old tell have "poop" as the punchline .

[Vancouver Mommy]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lola (her name)
Lola who?
Lola Raspberry Potty-Bum

Yeah, that one never gets old.

[rzberrymom]

It might be too long, but this is my 4 year old's favorite:

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

[WhaleinGaloshes]

My 3.5yo daughter's favorite is

knock, knock
who's there?
boo
boo who?
why are you crying?

[avalonfaith]

: thank you for this! My 3.5 year old is also into knock-knock jokes and I only know a couple. he, however likes to make up his own...such as "knock-knock. who's there? MEEEEE!!!!!! me who? MEEEE OVER GREEEN!" yeah, makes no sense but the kiddo gets a kick out of it.

[riverscout]

Originally Posted by alexsam

Umm.... all the ones my 4 year old tell have "poop" as the punchline .

We're cool with poop jokes. Bring 'em on!

Here are a few more that I found last night:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce, who?
Lettuce in and you will find out!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
What are you getting so excited about?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup to me and I will tell you.

:

Anyway, thanks for the replies so far. Keep them coming!

[mazajo]

My 3.5 yo loves knock knock jokes too! His favorites are the boo who one and the who who one already posted, and here's one more:

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!


Thanks for this thread, I can't wait for him to wake up now so I can tell him some new ones!

[eirual]

Originally Posted by mazajo

Thanks for this thread, I can't wait for him to wake up now so I can tell him some new ones!

:

This must be a 3.5 yo thing because DS has been off the hook with his knock-knock jokes and "why did the _____ cross the road?" He's going to love these!

[mbbinsc]

When my DD is coming down a slide we do:

knock knock
who's there
Luke
Luke who
Luke out below

Works best on tunnel slides!

[MamaJenese]

Not a knock knock joke but my younger sisters favorite joke at that age.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!

[cuttiebearmom]

Oh boy - my girls LOVE knock knock jokes right now.

Knock knock.
Who's There?
Ach.
Ach Who?
Bless You!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Did you just hear an owl.

And a slightly off collar one that my BIL told my girls and now they so nicely repeat EVERY day:
What do you if you get eaten by an elephant?
Run around until you get pooped!

[Amys1st]

: thanks for this! I really need to copy and paste since we are very into knock knock jokes. Of course I have a 3 yr old and 7 yr old.

knock knock
whose there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep beep...

thats dd2's favorite right now. I just read all the other ones to dd1 over breakfast and she loves them all!

[NicaG]

Originally Posted by cuttiebearmom

Oh boy - my girls LOVE knock knock jokes right now.

Knock knock.
Who's There?
Ach.
Ach Who?
Bless You!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Why are you crying?

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Did you just hear an owl.

Those are exactly our favorites!!

[Qestia]

Originally Posted by alexsam

Umm.... all the ones my 4 year old tell have "poop" as the punchline .

pretty much the same here, the only joke DS has ever told me is

knock knock
who's there?
Mickey mouse's underwear!

He thinks it's hilarious.

[OTMomma]

At 3 dd and her friend's favorite was:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows Say
Cows say who?
NO silly- Cows say Moo!