Got any good knock knock jokes for a 3.5 year old? - Page 2

[limabean]

Originally Posted by OTMomma

At 3 dd and her friend's favorite was:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cows Say
Cows say who?
NO silly- Cows say Moo!

Ha! I'm so telling that to my son when he gets home from school -- he'll love it!

All his other favorites have already been mentioned. The ones he makes up himself crack me up -- they usually meander along something like this:

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

A car.

A car who?

Could you imagine if a car drove down the road and went upside down and it's wheels flew out and it turned into a plane and it landed in a mud puddle? Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[limabean]

Oh, I almost forgot -- this is DS's new favorite joke (not a knock-knock joke though):

What kind of cow do you sit on in the living room?

A couch!

[savvybabygrace]

DD (3.5) LOVES knock knocks! I just told her the atch who one and she's still laughing

Here are our favs:

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Panther.
Panther who?
Panther no panths, I'm going outside! (pants or no pants)....A 4 year old I taught made that one up.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Let us in, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I'm dwoning! (drowing).

[LittleBlessings]

Originally Posted by infraread

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting Pirate!

Interrup----

AAARRRRRGH!

:

lol

[ProtoLawyer]

My 6-yo SD has, unfortunately, discovered the "mop" line of knock-knock jokes...

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Wipe mop.
Wipe mop who?
EEEEW.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
EEEEW.

(Touch mop, mop mop, shovel mop, clean mop...you get the picture.)

[sbgrace]

Every night for a long, long time!

Knock Knock
Who's there.
Bed.
Bed who
Bedder go to sleep.

[Llyra]

I'm no help. My 4 year old LOVES knock-knock jokes, but hers are all centered around bathroom humor and underwear.

knock knock
who's there
soup
soup who
soup in your UNDERWEAR

or

knock knock
who's there
sing
sing who
sing while you TOOT

and sometimes we combine the two themes:

knock knock
who's there
underwear
underwear who
poopies in your underwear



Probably not what you're looking for.

[limabean]

Originally Posted by Llyra

knock knock
who's there
sing
sing who
sing while you TOOT

Is it bad that this was the biggest laugh of my week? :

[ExuberantDaffodil]

: My almost 5 year old has developed an obsession with these, too (and he, too, doesn't get the whole idea that the punchline should be a pun )

Great thread. He's gonna love these.

[infraread]

Lol Betsy, I didn't even notice, but that was pretty neat

I love this thread, my ODS is 7 and he's a joke nut. I'll have to show him all of these, there are a few here that he'll get such a kick out of!

[northcountrymamma]

haha...I love all these...dd and I have a few new ones to learn...
thus far she has a twist on one listed here...
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who
oh don't cry it's just a joke!

and the orange banana one but she can't seem to get it straight.


Then we have a whole series that she made up of nut jokes...
What's a nut that lives in the forest?
A pine nut

What's a nut that lives on the wall?
A walnut

What's a nut that lives in your toilet?
a peanut!

:

[AllisonR]

Originally Posted by northcountrymamma

haha...I love all these...dd and I have a few new ones to learn...
thus far she has a twist on one listed here...
knock knock
who's there?
boo
boo who
oh don't cry it's just a joke!

and the orange banana one but she can't seem to get it straight.


Then we have a whole series that she made up of nut jokes...
What's a nut that lives in the forest?
A pine nut

What's a nut that lives on the wall?
A walnut

What's a nut that lives in your toilet?
a peanut!

:

umm, that's from a VERY off colored joke. What's a nut that lives on a beach. A beach nut. Ends with What's a nut that lives on your chin? A b-j. One of my most tacky, and most loved!

On-topic - this is a bummer. We don't have knock-knock jokes. DS and DD are into anything with the word poop and pee, like "you are an old poopy sausage" hahaha.

[texmama]

My 5yo loves:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla cheese sandwich, I'm hungry!


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police pass me the carrots
or
Police hand me a kleenex, etc......