You know you're in your third trimester when... - Page 3

[bemommy]

When you hear yourself pleading to your kid(s). . "honey, I need you to watch a movie so mama can take a nap"

[bananababies]

Originally Posted by bemommy

When you hear yourself pleading to your kid(s). . "honey, I need you to watch a movie so mama can take a nap"

I'm totally guilty of this one!!!

[learnlovebe]

At the grocery store:
you wish there was a couch/rest area halfway through, and that they served cold beveridges.

if an item is on the bottom shelf, you seriously contemplate if your REALLY need it.

At home:
you're considering getting a dog to clean up the floor after ds's meals (he's a toddler) so you don't have to pick it up.

you're trying to teach your 2yo to pick up clothes for you off the floor so you can get dressed in the morning. You seriously contemplate wearing whatever he comes back with.

when your dh complains of a tummy ache... you respond "Oh yeah, try growing a child in the middle of your intestines!"

you know exactly how many times you can "not flush" in the middle of the night and still not clog the toilet.

For once in our married and co-habitating life, I'm the one sleeping in just a cami, covered with just a sheet. He's the one with pjs on, covered up to his ears w/ the sheet, a down comforter, and the cat-hair-covered quilt...because I've got the a/c cranked and the ceiling fan on high (it's usually the other way around all winter, he's part polar bear, i swear).

[learnlovebe]

You cry when the remote falls off the bed, on to the floor, and totally out of reach.

[GoodNamesGone]

-When upon reading the entry on putting undies on the floor and doning them like sandals, you don't laugh, you think it's a good idea and start doing it too.

-When you sit at the dinner table you can't tell if your belly is touching the table, or it's just the baby stretching- untill you look.

-When you realise you haven't put away the left-overs, and telling DH you will get them when you get up to pee is a reasonable time-frame.

-When a sitting in one place for 8 hours is the description of a rough day.

[Logan]

-When the answering machine starts getting the phone calls faster than you can get there

-When you have to pee before you eat or there wont be enough room to fit anything in

-When you can no longer sit cross legged on the floor

-When you start to outgrow even your maternity tops!

[BlueWolf]

Originally Posted by learnlovebe

you know exactly how many times you can "not flush" in the middle of the night and still not clog the toilet.

I thought I was the only one that did that!!!


- When you only have one speed - waddle.

- When you have to tell your DH 3 times in 2 minutes to slow down, that you can't walk that fast.

[Pavlovs]

-when your house is reasonably clean in all areas that are waist-up, but everything from the waist down is embarrassingly dirty

[vonn's_mama]

When your two-year-old starts lifting up his shirt and saying, "tummy hurts...baby."

[bajamergrrl]

Ladies, these are all seriously funny:

How about...

... you realize you've already started to pee right before your butt hits the toilet seat.

... you decide to get some exercise by walking to your mailbox in your apartment complex. So you walk down three flights of stairs, walk 10 feet, realize you forgot to put a stamp on a piece of mail, go all the way back upstairs to get it, then decide to drive to the mailbox because walking is now too much trouble.

...you have to catch your breath just from shifting positions on the couch.

[lisalu100]

...when you realised you left your knickers upstairs, and contemplate going to work commando. But you can't, because your pants are held up with a hair tie since you refuse to buy any more maternity clothes. You then realise you forgot your socks too (you are walking around naked), so you just wear the dirty ones from yesterday to save another trip up the stairs...

[leighann79]

Originally Posted by BlueWolf

- When you have to tell your DH 3 times in 2 minutes to slow down, that you can't walk that fast.

This!! I always feel bad slowing everyone down, but I just can't go any faster. He was slightly buzzed at Wal-Mart the other evening after eating out (he's a cheap drunk LOL) and it was so nice! He was just naturally going my speed for once. LOL

[vonn's_mama]

You start your day wearing underwear, but it gets so tight after lunch that you have to take them off in the ladies restroom and go commando for the rest of the day!

[penstamon]

Your areolas are not only looking like bulls eyes but are as big as your entrie boob pre-pregnancy.

[MOMYS]

When you read this thread and realize that you can actually nod your head to each and everyone of the statements made! :-)