so what have you said recently

[ashleyhaugh]

that you never thought you'd say?

i always loved these threads, but never had a chance to join in. ds is 20 months now, and ive said a few crazy things, but today i had one i had to share on MDC

"tristan dont color on your p3nis. we color on paper"

he had a marker in his hand and i had just changed his diaper. left him diaperless since it was nearly bath time....

hes been in a coloring mood today though- himself, his table and chairs, the floor, the top of one of my bins... me, lol... a little even made it onto the paper

so what crazy things have you said recently?

[pauletoy]

"Please do not put your sister's panties in your mouth!"

[lifeguard]

Don't let the dog lick the inside of your mouth (& to the dog "for goodness sake stop licking the babies mouth!")

[Livviesmom0207]

If you want to pinch (her word, not mine, she was totally diddling haha) your vagina, please do it in private.

[camracrazy]

"Please don't put panties on the cat."

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[cocoanib]

I'm not a mama yet, but these are so cute!

[hippiemum21580]

The cat will not fit in the lunchbox
Quit licking the tv screen. I just CLEANED it!

[Devaskyla]

Stop kissing your brother's butt. (yes, ds2 was actually trying to kiss the baby's butt)

stop licking your toe jam (or anything else, really. the kid licks/kisses almost everything, see above)

no, your brother's hat is not going to strangle him (ds1 was worried)

stop putting your hand in your butt

[Honey693]

We do not lick the dog's stinky bone (it's this nasty year old gross bone that the dog loves), it's dirty!

[christy005]

No, you do not eat poop!!

[funkymamajoy]

"Please, don't pee on the dog again."

[funkymamajoy]

I forgot to sub

[claddaghmom]

Originally Posted by ashleyhaugh

that you never thought you'd say?

i always loved these threads, but never had a chance to join in. ds is 20 months now, and ive said a few crazy things, but today i had one i had to share on MDC

"tristan dont color on your p3nis. we color on paper"

he had a marker in his hand and i had just changed his diaper. left him diaperless since it was nearly bath time....

hes been in a coloring mood today though- himself, his table and chairs, the floor, the top of one of my bins... me, lol... a little even made it onto the paper

so what crazy things have you said recently?

"no, she can't be in the dollhouse"

"Here eat the tomato, not the bug"

"What is in her mouth? Is it still alive?"

"She fell on what?! Well is she crying? Then don't bother her!"

[oceanbaby]

Don't ever, ever, EVER lock your brother in the chicken coop.

Leave the chickens' butts alone.

[Hoping4sumBBdust]

After DD1 pooped and took of her diaper, she was walking around, and there was a little "turd" on the floor, so I put it in the potty to tell her thats wher it goes..... We both must have forgot about it, and about 2 hours when I was indulging in chocolate, I look over at her..... and screamed......

"Noooo..... that's not chocolate, THAT'S POOP! You can't eat it"

[Mama.Pajama]

"We don't play with mama's other nipple in public."

Btw OP, my son's birthday is 10-2-07 and his name is Tristan too! Weird.

[MamaJenese]

We can not keep butter in our pocket... I think I may say this 5 times a week at least. My DD LOVES butter and is always trying to smuggle it off the table and into her pocket for later.

[Just Elsa]

My favorite, overheard in church.

"M! L! No kickboxing in the sanctuary!"

[William's Mom]

These are so funny! I know I have some to share, but I can't think of them at the moment! Hopefully I'll return later.

[tootaloo78]

Your wee wee is not a toy, please put it away.