so what have you said recently - Page 3

[AbbieB]

"But you don't have nuggets/balls/testicles/a scrotum." Said to DD on a regular basis. She just realized that there are many, man, many words for things and thinks that slapping her self in the "area", falling over and screaming "Oh my..." is hysterical. And I thought the putting things in the pants and pretending she has a penis phase was bad.

"Stop touching/poking/grabbing you brother's penis."

"Stop spitting in your brother's mouth." She likes to squirt water at her brother when in the tub. Sometimes she gets a little to close.

[christy005]

Originally Posted by LauraN

To the customer service person on the phone: "Could I put you on hold for a minute? I just ate my daughter's poop." (She was eating chocolate cake; so when she held out her finger covered in brown stuff, I thought it was frosting.)

omg. HAHAHAHA. that is awful,but oh so funny.