Birth Experience Prediction

[NekeT]

Have you guys tried out this Madam Zaritska. She's a riot. Here's her prediction for my birth experience:

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the night. After a labor lasting approximately 18 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 14 pounds, 7 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and curly black hair

14lbs 7ounces? Lord help me, I may have to reconsider this whole homebirth thing

[AfricanQueen99]

I did that with my daughter.

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive at night.
After a labor lasting approximately 3 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have blue eyes and be almost bald.

My labor started at 6pm, but wasn't hard core until around 1am - my daughter came out just before 6am. She was 8 pounds, 2 ounces and 20 inches long. She had piercing blue eyes and really light hair (almost looked bald).

[AfricanQueen99]

And for this kid:

The day you deliver, outside will be cold. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 30 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 14 ounces, and will be 16-1/2 inches long. This child will have light green eyes and a lot of auburn hair.

[indigoscot]

here's my dp's:

The day you deliver, outside will be dark. Your baby will arrive in the early afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 4 pounds, 12 ounces, and will be 22 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and barely there red hair.

early afternoon AND dark? lol!

g

[AfricanQueen99]

Less than five pounds *and* 22 inches long?! That's like a worm!

[bekkie]

The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 5 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have medium hazel eyes and fluffy blonde hair.

15 lbs???? yeah I don't think so LOL

[Astraia]

This is mine:


The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 19 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 17 inches long. This child will have medium brown eyes and a lot of blonde hair.



For my daughter, it was this:

The day you deliver, outside will be sunny. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 7 pounds, 15 ounces, and will be 19-1/2 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and some blond hair


The day she was born it rained, snowed, was cloudy, and was sunny. When she was born it was currently sunny. She was born in the afternoon. Labour was 8 hrs of "real" labour, 12 hrs total (4 hrs of wimpy contractions). She was 7 lbs 6 oz, 21 inches long, BRIGHT blue eyes and tons of red hair.

[acordio]

The day you deliver, outside will be warm. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 40 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 8 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 21 inches long. This child will have medium blue eyes and a little patch of brown hair.

I did this with my last but I don't remember what it said. Funny stuff.

[jillmamma]

Here's mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be misty. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 7 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 10 pounds, 10 ounces, and will be 22-1/2 inches long. This child will have light brown eyes and curly blonde hair.

My other two were 6 lb 6 oz and 6 lb 8 oz, so a baby over 10 lb would be REALLY unusual for me. Also, how in the world would genetics allow the baby to have brown eyes when both DH and I have green eyes?

[Usually Curious]

I'm pretty sure this chic is a sado-masochist. She sure likes long labors and huge babies!

[mymary]

Originally Posted by AfricanQueen99

Less than five pounds *and* 22 inches long?! That's like a worm!

[indigoscot]

Originally Posted by AfricanQueen99

Less than five pounds *and* 22 inches long?! That's like a worm!

and HIGHLY unlikely given our son was 8lbs 12.2oz, we used the same donor, and dp is taller than me!

g

[oregonmama79]

This was kinda fun...here's what mine said:


The day you deliver, outside will be rainy. Your baby will arrive in the evening. After a labor lasting approximately 17 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 11 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and a lot of black hair.

11 pounds ?!?!?!

[b_light]

These are hilarious! Just odd dimensions. I suppose an under 5 pound baby that's 22 inches would at least be easy to push out... There seems to be a lot of BIG babies, too.

Here's mine:

The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 6 pounds, 4 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark amber eyes and a little patch of red hair.

Not too bad, I'd totally take a 4 hour labor!!

[seaheroine]

woo!

"The day you deliver, outside will be cloudy. Your baby will arrive in the middle of the afternoon. After a labor lasting approximately 4 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 5 pounds, 9 ounces, and will be 18 inches long. This child will have dark hazel eyes and fluffy brown hair."

[~Christina~]

Wow, Madame Zaritska hates me. 48 hr labor and 13 lb baby. Can I just say I think I would actually pay money to see a 13 lb baby that was only 16 inches long! It's funny b/c the description of the baby describes my DS. Maybe she mixed up my kids? lol

The day you deliver, outside will be windy. Your baby will arrive in the early morning. After a labor lasting approximately 48 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 13 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 16 inches long. This child will have light blue eyes and curly blonde hair.

[AfricanQueen99]

Originally Posted by ~Christina~

Can I just say I think I would actually pay money to see a 13 lb baby that was only 16 inches long!

I'm sure you can...shoot, you can find anything on the internets!

[NekeT]

Originally Posted by Usually Curious

I'm pretty sure this chic is a sado-masochist. She sure likes long labors and huge babies!

[Sproutsmama]

Here's mine:
The day you deliver, outside will be bright. Your baby will arrive in the mid morning. After a labor lasting approximately 16 hours, your child, a girl, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 9 pounds, 13 ounces, and will be 18-1/2 inches long. This child will have dark green eyes and some brown hair.

I would be worried if she predicted over 10lbs for me because my son was large too!

I love the "worm" prediction!:

[Sproutsmama]

Okay I'm a nut I did it twice here's the second one:

The day you deliver, outside will be hot. Your baby will arrive in the early evening. After a labor lasting approximately 9 hours, your child, a boy, will be born. Your baby will weigh about 15 pounds, 1 ounces, and will be 20 inches long. This child will have medium green eyes and some black hair.

I guess this means anything is possible!