"We don't _____" Rules you never realized you had until you had a toddler. - Page 2

[shahjehan]

What a great thread! Brightens my day. May I add:

We don't nurse with wet nail polish.
We don't nurse and chew gum. You must choose.

Never ever thought I would have to make those rules.

[Cristiaz]

I'm lmafao right now!!!!!!

I'll add
we don't put food in our vagina/butt cracks
we don't draw on the walls
we don't spit food out at the table
we don't spit in peoples/animals faces
we don't pee on the floor/carpet/car seat/bath tub/outside/couch/chairs
we don't play with pooh/dogs pooh included
we don't sit on cats
we don't ride dogs like horses and pull on their ears like reigns

You all covered the basics...feel like I'm repeating myself, lol...I guess they're all the same!

[PatchChild]

We don't play with our penis while cooking.

I thought my DH was going to choke when he heard that one.

[sparkygirl74]

No talking with a boob in your mouth *ouch*
If you want to wrestle you have to wear clothes
Don't eat food you find under furniture
You have to wear pants to feed the chickens

Our kids have clothes aversions...Can you tell?

[Twinklefae]

Originally Posted by sparkygirl74

No talking with a boob in your mouth *ouch*
If you want to wrestle you have to wear clothes
Don't eat food you find under furniture
You have to wear pants to feed the chickens

Our kids have clothes aversions...Can you tell?

Also, "no nursing while chewing" Ouch.

[russsk]

We don't pick lint off our diaper and eat it.
We don't pick junk out of the dog's paw and eat it.
We don't walk backwards into the dogs and fall all over them.

[srs]

This thread is awesome.

We have to wear underwear to sit in the high chair.
We don't eat poop. (didn't happen, she just keeps asking Mommy to eat poop. yuck!)

[hedgehogs4]

"We always wear underwear when grandma comes over."

"We don't eat things we find in the garbage."

"We don't spit out food on the floor just because we don't like it."

[sparkygirl74]

Originally Posted by hedgehogs4

"We don't spit out food on the floor just because we don't like it."

I am loving that I am not hte only one with a spitter :

[SoxMama]

"We don't suck on the heels of mama's high heeled shoes." Every. Single. Day.

[mrsjtc]

" We don't pee down the slide." (And I have daughters!)

[jocelyndale]

We don't play with the dog's penis.
We don't lick the dog's eyeballs.
We don't eat the dog's eye boogers.
We don't stick toothpicks in Mommy's feet.

[tabrizia]

We don't lick or bite feet!

[morganlefay]

We don't eat toilet paper.

We don't pour the dog's water down our shirt.

[huminbird]

We don't lick the television.
We don't eat soap (I am a wahm and make goats milk soap which he eats)
We don't climb on EVERYTHING!
We don't use drawers as steps.
We don't climb the fence out of the yard.
We don't put our feet in our food.
We don't use our forks and spoons with our feet.

The list goes on and on and he is only 15 months...

[Cativari]

Gum that is found under tables and on play ground equitment is not for chewing.

Stuffed animals cannot eat real icecream.

Toliets are not for taking baths. For your toys or yourself.

Toothbrushes are not toliet brushes and should not be treated as such.

Don't lick grandma, she doesn't like it.

[stephienoodle]

We don't eat dead flies.

We don't pee on the dog's bed.

We don't use our toothbrush to scrubba-dubba the bathroom floor.

[KristyDi]

We don't wear Mama's underwear around our necks.
We do not bite the computer, even when we're teething.
The door of the dishwasher is not a step.
Daddy's nipples are not for nursing.

[Vancouvercat]

No, your penis does not need to drink your milk too.

[milosmomma]

Your brother is NOT a karate puppet.



Wow, I love this thread.....