Facebook=Lit cigarette at gas station

[GradysMom]

LMAO

I posted that i had astomach and a backache last light

"backache stomachache- you know the drill"

and I Woke up to FIVE well wishes for a speedy delivery.

Problem is I'm still totally PREGNANT... and this is the SECOND time this has happened!!!

[adoremybabe]

That's exactly why I don't post specific personal things about the goings on in my life and how I'm feeling that day. I am guessing that most people on my "friends" list do not even know that I am pregnant.

People tend to interpret things completely different. Then you have about 5 stories on your hand that aren't true.

[HarperCait]

I once made a status update with the word "conceivable" in it, and got tons of congratulations on my new pregnancy... I wasn't even remotely pregnant yet at that time!!

[GenomicsGirl]

Haha!!!

[texaspeach]

lol that's why my status "still pregnant"

[jojojojojo]

Yep, my status is "NO BABY YET"

[marlygf]

wow, I wouldn't even think you were in labor. Maybe I'm just weird that way.

I just put mine "officially 38 weeks, 0-4 weeks left!" Of course everyone is freaking out and saying they hope its sooner rather than later but I think I'll have to do the still pregnant soon.

[Coconut Chronicles]

this is exactly why I have stopped updating mine...