Feel like yelling at your child? Yell at this thread instead! - Page 6

[Embee]

:LOL

"If you don't wean soon, I'm going to have my boobs removed."

I've just have had one very rough day with my three year old. So much so that I hadn't even the energy to type up a "yell" for this thread (for the moment anyway), but man am I glad I visited... that quote hit home in a big way, and I TOTALLY get it. After beating myself up for the last 30 minutes about my currently waning mothering skills, I am happy to report a rather robust (and difficult to stop), case of the giggles. DS and DH have got to be wondering what in the heck mommy is laughing about in the office. Alas, the door will remain locked for at least another 1/2 hour. Suffice to say, I NEED A BREAK!

And so here it is (because I've been so inspired):

IF YOU WAKE UP AT 5AM ONE MORE DAY THIS WEEK, I'M GOING TO RUN AWAY AND STAY AT THE RED LION FOR A WEEK! I'M SOOOOOOOOO LOSING IT WITH THIS EARLY RISING! I CANNOT TAKE IT ONE MORE TIME. DO YOU SUPPOSE IF I PUT YOU TO BED AT 4:30am, YOU COULD POSSIBLY SLEEP TO I DON'T KNOW, 6:02???

AND BY THE WAY, TAKE A FREAKING NAP! A NAP IF YOU WILL! CAN YOU DO JUST THAT? 20 MINUTES? 3 MINUTES? FALL ASLEEP IN THE CAR? I'LL TAKE ANYTHING AT THIS POINT!

*Sigh* Okay, I feel better. I really do. Thanks for everything.

I'll be back tomorrow. :

Regards to all,
Em

[lizziejean]

I love this thread!!! Inspired! Inspiring! I'm wheezing from laughing so much. But I have to have a turn before I go and find my medication...

IF YOU DON'T STOP %^&*(^&( WHINING MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE, LITERALLY FLY OFF MY SHOULDERS AND BURST INTO A THOUSAND PIECES ALL OVER THIS KITCHEN AND I'D PROBABLY BE THE ONE WHO'D HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP KNOWING MY LUCK

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I JUST LEFT AND NEVER CAME BACK WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY HUH HUH HUH YEAH WELL JUST KEEP KICKING ME AND BITING ME AND WHINING AT ME AND YELLING AT ME AND I'LL DO IT I SWEAR I WILL

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, DEAR HUSBAND, IF THAT BREAD LEFT A FUNNY TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH, I HAVE JUST SPENT THE LAST HOUR COMING UP WITH SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE TO EAT, COOKING IT, GETTING EVERYONE TO SIT DOWN, CAJOLING THEM TO PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTHS AND SO YOU CAN JUST FRIKKING SHUT THE HELL UP I DON'T CARE WHETHER YOU JUST ATE A WORM YOU ARE 38 YEARS OLD AND I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR GASTRONOMIC HAPPINESS!!!!!!!

OK maybe I should stop now

oh but I can't resist one more

STOP !@#$%$%&^$% HURTING YOUR BROTHER! STOP HURTING HIM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH YOU ARE HURTING HIM YOU LITTLE WITCH GET YOUR HANDS OFF HIM AND LET HIM HAVE A TOY FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE!! OH COME HERE SWEETIE YOUR MEAN !@#$@#$@#$ LITTLE BOSSY MEGALOMANIAC CONTROL FREAK JEALOUS SISTER CAN JUST GO !@#$ HERSELF
oh boy I get so angry when she hurts him.... can you tell...

this is so cheaper than therapy...

Elizabeth

dd 12-24-00
ds 7-2-02

[grumo]

Originally posted by lizziejean
I'D PROBABLY BE THE ONE WHO'D HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP KNOWING MY LUCK

No doubt!:LOL

[nikirj]

NO!! NO!!! LEAVE MY BELLY ALONE!!! ALL THAT EXTRA SKIN IS THERE FROM YOU - DO YOU HAVE TO PLAY WITH IT ALL THE F#(*&$@(*#&% TIME!?!?!?! NO - QUIT MESSING WITH MY BELLY BUTTON!!!!!!! OUCH!!! YOU CAN'T NURSE ON THE EXTRA BELLY SKIN!!!

STOP SPRINKLING JUICE ON YOUR SISTER!!!! STOPIT!! STOP IT OR I'LL NEVER GIVE YOU LIQUIDS AGAIN!!!

YOUR BROTHER DOESN'T WANT TO BE A HORSEY RIGHT NOW!!!

NO CANDY FOR BREAKFAST! I SAID NO CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!! M&Ms are CANDY!

[WithHannahsHeart]

Originally posted by redhookmom
NOOOOOO MORE !@#$% YOUGURT!!!!

EXAAAACTLY!! My child could live on yogurt alone if i let her :

Also: Stop hitting mama! I know you hit me because it feels safe to vent all your complicated toddler emotions on me, and because frankly you're pissed that i won't let you use the permanent marker to make 'pitchas' with. However, it actually hurts my feelings when you abuse me! And, stop acting out and hitting the kids at the gym (where i work and she accompanies me); it is embarrassing that i am percieved as not being able to control you because i won't spank you to correct your behavior. I know you're tired and not feeling good, and that you don't understand why mama can't give you all of her attention, but this hitting thing is unacceptable.
Oh, and if you twist away from me again during a diaper change like the Amazing Alligator Girl, i am gonna .

[neveryoumindthere]

GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP??!!? I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!! YOU *CANNOT* SLEEP AFTER 11PM, WAKE UP EVERY 1-2 HOURS AND BE UP AT 6!! I CANT EVEN SEE STRAIGHT! THEN YOU WANT ME TO WALK AROUND FOR AN *HOUR* ONLY TO HAVE U WAKE UP CUZ DH TURNED ON THE DOWNSTAIRS LIGHT??? DO YOU SEE ME SITTING HERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALL IN DEFEAT??? DO YOU SEE ME CRYING IN FRUSTRATION?? DO YOU CARE???? UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH LEAVE ME ALONE FOR JUST 10 MINUTES! I PROMISE I'LL BE NICER IF YOU TAKE A NAP, JUST ONE, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK>????

btw, it's not even 8 am : :

ok, feeling a little better now...

[mommymushbrain]

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD TO GO POTTY WHEN YOU WOKE UP?!?!?!?! NO, GIMME ALL THOSE SWEET BABBLY SLEEPY TALK AND DOZE BACK OFF ONLY TO FRICKIN' PEE ON ME 15 MINUTES LATER! 2 WEEKS WITHOUT BED TIME DIAPERS AND YOU PEE ON ME!!!! ARGGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

*me gets up to change clothes and sheets at 5am, DH is supposed to be awake to go to work, but isn't*

YES, DEAR, IT'S 5AM.... TIME FOR WORK... WHY AM I CHANGING THE %^&* SHEETS? BECAUSE YOUR DAUGHTER PEED ON ME! NEXT TIME I'LL AIM HER YOU WAY...

*now my other child is awake* GO BACK TO BED, IT'S 5AM DAMMIT! YES, YOUR SISTER PEED ON ME. YES, YOU PEED ON ME TOO WHEN YOU WERE A BABY! QUIT ASKING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A BABY FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME!!! I BOUGHT YOU FROM WALMART AND YOU DIDN'T COME WITH INSTRUCTIONS SO I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHEN YOU WERE A BABY!!!!

*hubby is up and grumpy* QUIT KICKING THE F$^#$*#ING TOYS AROUND, YOU'LL WAKE EVERYONE UP... YES I REALIZE EVERYONE IS ALREADY UP BUT KNOCK IT OFF!!!!! NO I DIDN'T GET AROUND TO PICKING UP THE D@MN TOYS YESTERDAY, WHY DIDN'T YOU GET OFF YOUR LAZY ARSE AFTER YOU GOT HOME AND HELP OUT A LITTLE... AS MUCH ENERGRY AS YOU PUT INTO B&^%(ING ABOUT CRAP AROUND HERE COULD KEEP THE HOUSE CLEAN FOR A YEAR!!!!





yes, it's been one of those mornings.........

[Cathi]

Originally posted by mommymushbrain
AS MUCH ENERGRY AS YOU PUT INTO B&^%(ING ABOUT CRAP AROUND HERE COULD KEEP THE HOUSE CLEAN FOR A YEAR!!!!

Boy, ain't that the truth!

I hate it when dh says "What do you want me to 'help you with'?"

Gee, dear, take your pick! Toys, laundry, dishes, cooking, toilets, bills, children, pets.....you're standing in the middle of it, don't ask me what to HELP me with, just DO SOMETHING!!!!!

[Katrinawitch]

DH#2, I love you so much, but please, please, please get up off the couch, brush your teeth and hair, put your shoes and coat on, and let's leave for school now. We go through this EVERY MORNING. Why don't you understand that the more you dawdle, the madder Mommy gets, and that doesn't make a nice day for anyone. DO YOU HEAR ME?????? WHY DO WE HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY SINGLE FRIGGING MORNING????? YOU KNOW YOU HAVE TO DO THESE THINGS EVERY DAY....WHY NOT JUST DO THEM THE FIRST TIME I ASK SO WE DON'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS.


Whew. that felt better! (she's 9, by the way!)

DH #1, you know I love you, but why do you have to be so mean to your little sister? You know she idolizes you; would it kill you to answer her questions nicely instead of being such a SNOT all the time? Would it kill you to let her in your room once in a while, or to be nice to her when your friends are around? Why do you have to be SUCH A B*TCH TO HER????? WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY, WHY?????

Whew! I'm done now (my oldest is 13, by the way!)

Great thread!

[shershine]

NO! WE ARE NOT STOPPING AT THE GAS STATION TO GET CANDY! HAVE WE EVER DONE THAT BEFORE? AND STOP ASKING FOR ICE CREAM WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, WE DON'T EVEN HAVE ICE CREAM! WHERE IS THIS JUNK FOOD OBSESSION COMING FROM?? WE EAT HEALTHY HERE! YES, IT'S A VEGETABLE AND IT WON'T HURT YOU!
PLEASE STOP PULLING AND PROBING AT MY BOOBS, JUST PAT THEM OR LAY YOUR HEAD ON THEM OR SOMETHING! I WILL BE NURSING A NEW BABY 24/7 IN A COUPLE OF WEEKS AND I NEED A BREAK!
WHY DO YOU NEED TO ALWAYS BE OUT SOMEWHERE? WHAT'S WRONG WITH STAYING HOME ONCE IN AWHILE? AM I THAT BORING?

Whew, I feel better now, lol!

[jayayenay]

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[julie128]

GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY SHIRT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oy.

[julie128]

that didn't help at all.

[Raven]

*Raven takesa deep breath*

OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE! PLEEEEEZE STOP MAKING ME ASK YOU THE SAME FREAKIN THING OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN! IT REALLY GRATES ME WHEN YOU DONT LISTEN!!!! YES I KNOW YOUR BROTHER IS CUTE BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE TO WAKE HIM UP EVERYTIME HE FALLS ASLEEEP!!!! AAAAARRRRRGGGGG!

[nikirj]

YES HE IS AWAKE NOW!!! HOW COULD HE NOT BE AWAKE WITH YOU STOMPING AROUND THE BEDROOM LIKE A MOOSE!!! NO, YOU CAN'T PLAY WITH THE TOY INSTRUMENTS NOW - THE IDEA WAS THAT HE STAY ASLEEP!!!

[Summertime Mommy]

I JUST ASKED YOU TO LEAVE HER ALONE, HOW DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT AS GO WAKE HER UP! YES I AM MAD, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER TO TAKE A NAP FOR 2 HRS AND EVERY TIME SHE FALLS ASLEEP YOU INSIST ON WAKING HER UP!! PLEEEASE GO PLAY WITH YOUR BIG SISTER SO I CAN TRY TO GET THE BABY BACK TO SLEEP!!!

[Leatherette]

I HATE PLAYING WITH CARS!!!!!!!!

I HATE PLAYING WITH CARS!!!!!!!

There. I said it.

L.

[CerridwenLorelei]

mommymushbrain this

is for you and yours had me in stitches because I read it right after this

http://www.comics.com/comics/committ...-20040222.html

and here is one for everyone to smooth out the nerves LOL
http://www.comics.com/comics/committ...-20040224.html

[Xenogenesis]

OK, Ladies.

I Get It.

You Gals Have Some Kind Of Webcam Set Up In My House.

I'm A'gonna Find It . . .

[2much2luv]

OMG!!! This thread is so what I need today!!! I am dying over here. :LOL

Ditto...just ditto...:LOL