Feel like yelling at your child? Yell at this thread instead! - Page 51

[bouncymummy]

Why are you slapping the baby in the face?????? Why are you kicking me and throwing things at me??? Who is this psycho child???? Where is the child I worked so hard to raise in a gentle and loving way?????  GET IN YOUR ROOM AND STAY THERE UNTIL YOU BEHAVE PROPERLY!!!!!! Oh lord....I'm my mother.

[PoetryMom]

Can you PLEASE get out of this room?!!!! I told you I needed MY down time. Yes you can use the computer AFTER I have my down time so stop asking me if the 5 minutes are up yet!!! They're not up yet because I can't have any down time while you're in here all over my space!!!!

[NorthernFamily]

Gentle discipline is so ready to get spanked in this house.

 

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!

[MrsBone]

Oh my god. Go the f*ck to sleep!!!

[amberskyfire]

You have asked me that question four times in the last ten minutes! If you don't want to listen to the answer, don't ask the freaking question!!

[newmamalizzy]

So, what, you don't have anything to be "sad forever" about in this particular five minute period, so you're going to dredge up the "I want juice!" episode again?????!?!  I told you!  We don't have juice!  And after four days of tantrums-every-five-minutes I almost wouldn't mind if you ran away to your little pink house to be sad forever!
 

[Jill1085]

Originally Posted by traceface 

STAY. ASLEEP. STOP. WAKING. UP. EVERY. 20. MINUTES. FOR. MILKIES.

Amen, amen, amen. We even all it milkies, too.

[skycheattraffic]

Stay asleep and let mommy put you down in your crib. Have a nice 3 hour nap on your own without touching me the whole damn time!!! I need to be a separate human being for a few minutes at least!! Yes, that includes pooping in private, not reading Munsch books to you while you sit on the potty to keep me company. Seriously, I can do this myself! I'm a big girl!! Go watch your freakin' Elmo that you whined and begged for until you noticed that I had to go to the bathroom! I slept from maybe 12 to 4:30 because you would freak out every time I moved a muscle. This $H1T won't fly once your baby brother or sister is born!
I'm sorely tempted to just drop you off at gramma and grampa's; whining be damned and do something luxurious like TAKE A DUMP BY MYSELF!!!!
Aaaaaaargh!!!!!!!
Okay.. I feel a little more sane even if you're still hanging off my boobs and don't get much past dozing.

[Thing1Thing2]

You keep me up all night and then you demand everything from me all day long. Put me down, no pick me up. You want whatever it is I'm trying to clean with and you will scream if you don't get it right now! I try to sweep - no YOU WANT THE BROOM. So I try to wash the table instead, NOW YOU WANT THE SPONGE, uggghh it never ends all day long!! And is it really gonna kill you if u don't get to be into EVERYTHING your older brother is doing? Really?? You have to pick up his small Legos and eat them when you have your OWN LEGOS?? You scream like someone is killing you because you cant have them and the neighbors think I'm nuts. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! AT LEAST LET ME GET SOME FREAKING SLEEP SO I CAN DEAL WITH YOU!!!!

[NorthernFamily]

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSH!!!!!!! LEAVE THE POOR F*@(@*)(*! DOGS ALONE!!!!!!!!! QUIT THROWING THINGS!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Blt178]

PLEASE stop pushing your baby brother!!!! STOP taking everything out of his hands!!! NO MORE whining about every little thing!!! When I say stop, F*%#% STOP!!!!

[blackbird2]

why dont' you listen to me?  why do you ask me why everytime i tell you something when i've just explained the why?  why do you say what and look at me with that stupid blank look and half smile becuase you know you're pushing my buttons?  Why can't you just shut up and behave?  I used to LIke being with you - what happened?  why do you do the opposite of everything I say?  And while we're at it, what's up with all the "i don't want to" and "I'm too tired" whining all the time?  why dont' you just go the F@#$ to bed and stay there? I can't stand you.
 

[scruffy too]

Stop saying "I know" after everything I say to you - you obviously don't know or I wouldn't be having to tell/remind you!!!!!!!!!!!  You think you're so f&cking smart but really you're just a kid so just listen to me for once - has it ever crossed your mind that maybe I'm smarter than you?!?!?!

And STOP BEING MEAN to my animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I'm really starting to think you have a problem - you're f&cking seven years old and I hope they bite you.

[MamaScout]

BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[micah_mae_]

Every time I have to clean up poopy undies because you refuse to go on the toilet I want to scream. You have never pooped on the potty in your life. You're 4. 

[Vancouver Mommy]

I'm sorry Santa brought the neighbour's kid Baby Butterscotch and he only brought you a Wii. Next year you're going to volunteer at a soup kitchen and then maybe you'll appreciate all the priviliges and luxuries you have. OMG I feel like such a failure for not teaching you gratitude and humility.
 

[MrsGregory]

So, instead of yelling, now I pick her up and very softly and sweetly sing to her:  "Shut up.  Please shut up.  Just shut the eff uuuuuup.  Leave your pretty in.  Stop chewing shoes.  You are not having juuuuuuuice.  Shut up, just shut up, stop yelling at Mama, I'm gooooing to run away, goddamnit I can't takeitanymore.  Mama loves you, but you're being awful, stop yelling stop yelling, I don't need to hold you, leave your pretty in, goddamnit!  Shut up shutupshutup.  How maaaaaaaaany tantrumns can you throw?  Holy crap, now whaaaaaaaat?  Shut up, shutupshutup, ohmahgawd please shutup." and so on.

Seriously.  Out into the cul-de-sac screaming.  She is verbal now, so it's either whining or a plaintive "Up, please!" - there is no more denying it.  I have a clingy toddler.

 

[WittyNameHere]

JUST LISTEN TO ME!!!!! LIFE WILL BE SOOO MUCH EASIER IF YOU LISTEN TO ME!!!!! 

and

FOR THE LOVE OF JOVE, DON'T HEADBUTT YOUR SISTER!! STOP IT!!! JUST STOP!!! (I mean, why does he do that!?!?!?!?!! He'll even play headbutt!!! Gets on my frigging nerves.... [grumble grumble])...

[jtothej]

 YOUR FATHER CAN LAY YOU DOWN FOR SLEEP!!! YOU DO NOT NEED BOO-BOO AT NAPTIME! DON'T TELL MOMMY NO, DON'T HIT, LET'S GO, SLEEP ALL NIGHT W/O ME, THE POTTY CHAIR IS A GOOD THING! 

NOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE WINE!!!

HUSBAND PLEASE LEARN HOW TO NIGHTIME PARENT AND I CAN'T TEACH YOU, READ A BLOG FOR PETES SAKE!

WOW, uncap lock, this is an AWESOME thread! I laughed before getting here. Thanks!

[mamatoabirdie]

sweet f*cking hell.  please go to sleep.  please.  all I want is a bath.  just a bath.  I want a hot bubble bath to feel human.  please go to sleep.  please.  what do I need to do to make you sleep?