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post #141 of 1059
STOP WHINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


right friggin now...


And while I am it......if you kick me in bed again I am going to really scream.
I need to sleep. Really I do. I know you don't. But I do. I am such a better mommy when I have sleep. I don't even need alot. Just like 4 hours of uninteruprted slumber would completely rejuvenate me.

Gentle discipline is so ready to get spanked in this house.

Blah.
post #142 of 1059
Do you have to have a nipple in your mouth Aalllll night long? I want to sleep on my back but it's impossible cause my boobs don't stretch that far!!!!! my back hurts from balancing on my side for the last 5 hours!!!
post #143 of 1059
For The Nine Millionth Time, No!!!!!! You Cannot Have Cookies For Breakfast!!! Stop Saying Please And Whining For An Hour - The Answer Is No!!! You Ask Everyday And Everyday The Answer Is No!!! Give It Up Already!
post #144 of 1059
GO TO BED...NOW!

I've had a really tough month- I've actually really yelled at my kids and I thought I never would!!! : I'm feeling back on track though!
post #145 of 1059
PLease go away. Please please go away right now. Just for half an hour or so, please go play quietly by yourself so I can for ONCE have some time to myself.

And stop screaming while your sister is trying to sleep!!!!
post #146 of 1059
STOP PINCHING MY FACE!!! WHY DO YOU ABUSE ME WHEN ALL I DO IS LOVE YOU??? WHY!?!? WHY!?!? WHY?!?!


oh, and this too....

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

AHH! I've been stifling that for 6 months now!
Damn that was good! :
post #147 of 1059
NO YOU CAN'T HAVE IT RIGHT NOW! wE HAVE TO GO, PLEASE PUT ON YOUR SHOES, PLEASE, YOUR SHOES, PUT ON YOUR SHOES OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!STOP MAKING FORTS OUT OF ALL THE FURNITURE, NO ONE CAN SIT DOWN!
THIS IS MY CHOCOLATE YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY. GO TO BED RIGHT NNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
post #148 of 1059
This thread is hilarious!

Ok- here goes:

I already told you; yes, you can have 'boobie' as soon as I get Katie to sleep. But you have to be quiet so she can fall asleep and then we'll snuggle and you can have boobie. Yes you can see her. See? She's almost asleep. Be very quiet okay? Shhhh.

OH GREAT! NOW YOU WOKE KATIE UP! I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET. PLEASE, WHY WON'T ANYBODY IN THIS HOUSE SLEEP? MOMMY JUST WANTS SOME SLEEP.

OH, AND you little one, why are you still up every 2-3 hours at night? You're supposed to be able to sleep 4-5 hours straight by now?

DON'T YOU ALL KNOW THAT A PERSON COULD *DIE* FROM SLEEP DEPRIVATION?

DO YOU WANT MOMMY TO DIE? WELL? WELL? DO YOU?

SLEEP

SLEEP

SLEEP

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

I'm still tired but I feel a little better. . . . lol!
post #149 of 1059
Do you HAVE to watch Thomas the friggin' Tank Engine AGAIN??!!!
I am so sick of that damn train I'm making up new lyrics to the song to fit my mood!! And NO they're NOT for little one's ears!!
Do you have to have Thomas playing in the morning and Thomas all day long?!
Katri you're an adorable little GIRL!!! GIRLS are suppose to like Strawberry shortcake or My Little Pony! Hell even Sesame street is fine but please please PLEASE No more THOMAS!!!

And you little fart, you get off your butt and crawl!! Don't sit there screaming at me until I pick you up!!! You are fully mobile Loric, there is nooooo reason you shouldn't be crawling around to get where you want, I shouldn't have to CARRY you everywhere!!

Finally piece and quiet when Loric falls asleep with me in the recliner and Katri joins us, as long as THOMAS is playing on the TV.

Sleep is good, even if you dream about the Island of Sodor.....ah
post #150 of 1059
Wow! This thread is having the very same effect on me this time around. I'm laughing so hard I'm tearing up... it is so helpful to "unstifle" to those who really understand.

Aside from DS's ever elusive fruit snacks, bedtime has become a real issue around here. Again...

FOR THE LAST TIME PLEASE: IF YOU RELAX AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT WILL HELP YOU FALL ASLEEP EASIER AND FASTER! STOP LAYING THERE STARING AT THE ***DAMN CEILING FOR AN HOUR AND HALF WAITING FOR YOUR EYES TO CLOSE ON THEIR OWN! CLOSE YOUR EYES! CLOSE THEM! NOW! IT'S ALREADY PAST 8 O'CLOCK AND MOMMY NEEDS A BREAK. SHE NEEDS TO BE ALONE FOR TWO FLIPPIN' MINUTES BEFORE DADDY COMES IN FROM WORK AND STARTS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HIS DAY!

Whew, it has been a rough year I think. Things are slowly easing, but age four has been one serious merry-go-round of ACK! Just one ACK! after another...

The best and thank you for joining back in here.
post #151 of 1059
Quote:
Originally Posted by Embee
FOR THE LAST TIME PLEASE: IF YOU RELAX AND CLOSE YOUR EYES, IT WILL HELP YOU FALL ASLEEP EASIER AND FASTER! STOP LAYING THERE STARING AT THE ***DAMN CEILING FOR AN HOUR AND HALF WAITING FOR YOUR EYES TO CLOSE ON THEIR OWN! CLOSE YOUR EYES! CLOSE THEM! NOW! IT'S ALREADY PAST 8 O'CLOCK AND MOMMY NEEDS A BREAK. SHE NEEDS TO BE ALONE FOR TWO FLIPPIN' MINUTES BEFORE DADDY COMES IN FROM WORK AND STARTS GOING ON AND ON ABOUT HIS DAY!

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Wow...I was coming here to write THIS. Seriously. Exactly word-for-word, perhaps adding something about how laying on a twin bed with a kicker, 32 weeks pregnant isn't really comfy for mommy. My sympathies, mama.
post #152 of 1059
Quote:
Originally Posted by kofduke
My sympathies, mama.
And back to you, mama.

Hang in there.

Regards,
Em
post #153 of 1059
Yes you have to take a bath. At least once in a while.
No Pigs like being dirty so they don't take baths.....
No you're not a pig, nice try.

post #154 of 1059
Okay, I just spent $50 on supplements because I'm blue. I can take them all back now. I just need to come read this thread. OMG, you ladies crack me up. We should compile these for a by-the-toilet book.
post #155 of 1059
Please Stop Whining Its Horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Cant Take It!!!!! I Am So Glad That You Fell Asleep Nak! Omg You Are So Cute Now But Why Did You Have To Whine All Night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Why Do Babies Have To Get Teeth All At Once?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Sure Hope Your Daddy Cleans Up Your Toys When He Gets Home As 50 Million Times In 1 Day Is Enough!!!!!!!!!!!! Argggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please Stop Chomping On My Nipple It Hurts And I Need A Break.

Thats Better....

I Love You So Much!
post #156 of 1059
Quote:
Originally Posted by ashleepurdie
Do you have to have a nipple in your mouth Aalllll night long? I want to sleep on my back but it's impossible cause my boobs don't stretch that far!!!!! my back hurts from balancing on my side for the last 5 hours!!!
Mine hurts from balancing on my side half off the bed for the last 20 months, 25 days and 19 hours...
post #157 of 1059
Quote:
Originally Posted by ashleepurdie
Do you have to have a nipple in your mouth Aalllll night long? I want to sleep on my back but it's impossible cause my boobs don't stretch that far!!!!! my back hurts from balancing on my side for the last 5 hours!!!

Wait, did I post that? Seriously...did I?
post #158 of 1059
Quote:
Originally Posted by ashleepurdie
Do you have to have a nipple in your mouth Aalllll night long? I want to sleep on my back but it's impossible cause my boobs don't stretch that far!!!!! my back hurts from balancing on my side for the last 5 hours!!!


Quote:
Wait, did I post that? Seriously...did I?

Nope, that was me. Oh ... wait a minute, what's my username? . . . Oh, I can't remember ANYTHING because I JUST NEED SOME SLEEEEEEEEP!!!!, (she says with a nursling on her lap) . . . AGAIN!

:LOL
post #159 of 1059
Don't wake up the baby. Stay out of my room. STAY OUT OF MY FREAKIN' ROOM YOU WILL WAKE UP THE BABY! I JUST WANT 10 MINUTES TO MY SELF OR I WILL GO INSANE! DO YOU ALL WANT ME CRAZY???????!!!!!!


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post #160 of 1059
What Do You Mean You Cant Walk?! You Have Been Walking Since You Were 9 Months Old, I Think You Can Get Up Off Of The Floor And Walk! And Stop Asking Me The Same Thing Over And Over. Im Not Deaf! If You Dont Stop Whining I Think I Am Going To Flip Out!! And You, Miss Eva, Just Relax! I Am Only Putting You Down For A Second To Rinse Out The Sink So I Can Give You A Bath. You Dont Have To Freak Out!! Sorry To Have Dared Put You Down For One Freaking Minute!!!!! Argh!
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