Feel like yelling at your child? Yell at this thread instead! - Page 9

[Embee]

Do you have to role play 24/7? Do you? I SOOOOO appreciate this on SOOO many levels, but I'm SOOOO tired of helping you create one constume after another. I'm sick sick sick of changing your bunny ears to bear ears and cutting out millions of damn construction paper cut outs from whale spouts to anklysaurus clubs. It's something different every other minute! I feel more like the props and make up woman then your mother! I love you. You're amazing. But if you ask for one more costume today, I'm gonna blow. I've been averaging washing one dish per 10 minute period. I can't get the kitchen cleaned up at this rate. I just can't. And my OCD is kicking in so this is something I'm VERY passionate about, you see? You're going to have to be a bear for a few extra minutes until I can figure out a way to make a shark's dorsel fin and attach the damn thing to your back and that's that. Or, here's an idea: YOU CAN BE YOU! You know, YOU?! YOURSELF? Have you tried being YOURSELF for a minute? You're a pretty terrific kid. You might just like being yourself. For one minute? Maybe? Please? Wait... one minute... who are again?

I'm tired. Irritable. I'll get over it. This thread is helping. Keep it coming please...

Warmly,
Em

[Leilalu]

ok, after last night, I have to scream at something:


PLEASE STOP DIGGING YOUR COLD LITTLE FEET IN THE BACK OF MY PANTS WHILE I TRY TO SLEEP DD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STOP THE PAWING, TWISTING, TURNING, MOVING, KICKING AND TRYING TO FIND A COMFORTABLE POSITION AT MY EXPENSE!!

oh, mamas- I got NO sleep last night See, I have to face ds, with dd now on the other side, spooning me while we sleep. Last night, I was tucking the covers around my back so she couldn't stick her feet in ALL night. As in, tucking, retucking, swatting away little feet....ugh. Usually it's just when she wakes in the morning. I am used to that now. But ugh.... I have had two c-sections and have some pretty serious muscle memory trauma I think from those spinal tap needles.And when ANYONE touches that small of my back....it gives me shivers.


Wow, ok, I feel a little better.

Actually dd was really cute when we finally got up and made it all feel worthwhile. She got up and was excitedly saying"I'm going to be three!three!"

[ashleep]

Originally Posted by Destinye

Mine hurts from balancing on my side half off the bed for the last 20 months, 25 days and 19 hours...

Oh your poor back! Mine always *just* starts to feel better when I lay down for the night... and then dd smells me and needs the na-na. :

I LOVE YOU, KID, BUT SHEESH! JUST BECAUSE IT'S THERE DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO SUCK ON IT!!!!!

[LianneM]

STOP FREAKING BITING MY NIPPLE!!! Grrrrr!

(Thank you for this thread... I just feel this anger rushing through me and I hate it so much! I'm crying b/c I hate feeling this way, but it just hurts SO BAD and I can't predict it or prevent it, he just CHOMPS DOWN. OMG)

[**guest**]

Pick up your toys, please. Get down. Stop throwing your toys. Hey...Put my (insert breakable item here) DOWN! Ds, GENTLY! Don't throw things on the floor! Pick up your toys. NOW! Stop whining. No temper tantrums. No, I don't WANT to draw an elephant for the millionth time today. No, I don't want to draw another circle. You do it. Get DOWN!
Hey! Leave mommies computer alone. Stop! I said STOP! Don't you freakin understand the word STOP?! Good freaking lord, I said GET DOWN! Put the chair back. The chairs belongs at the table. No, the chair belongs at the table. No, you can't watch another movie. You JUST watched Elmocize 5 times in row! No, i'm not going to open the refridgerator. Your lunch is on the table. You are supposed to pick up your toys so we can eat lunch. No, you can not have a cookie for lunch.
Oh COME ON! You are NOT going to throw up at the site of that vegetable! DS....No throwing up! Don't look at it then! Eat the Quorn nugget. Ds, stop gagging...You don't have to eat the veggie, just the nugget. FINE, here have a stupid cookie! Now you've had molasses cookies for breakfast, lunch AND dinner. Great. That is so not HEALTHY! You need to eat healthy food!
I said GET DOWN!
Omg, I need a time out. Do what you want, I'm locking myself in the bathroom.
LEAVE. ME. ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!

[Mamajamz]

OMG I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!! I've needed this for 7 years!!!! :LOL

OH, here goes....oh this is going to be good.....

NNOOOOOO!!!!!!! You are NOT hungry!!! You just got up from the table after NOT eating the f$$cking scrambled eggs you just whined about for the last hour!!!!! and NO!!!!!!!! WE are NOT doing anything fun today!!! WE just went to the park and had a picnic and played with playdoh and paints. WHat? that isn't fun enough??? The take your fun little ass to your room and whine to all those toys we spent $$ on!!!! NO, better yet, go scoop them up and we'll take all your toys to Goodwill to some GOOD little grateful child who will actually play with toys and freakin understand that WE MAKE OUR OWN FUN IN THIS HOUSE, dammit!!!!!!! YOU sure LOOK like you're having FUN young man, with your hand in your shorts all the friggin day....with so much practice handling it, you would think you could aim INTO the potty for once instead of beside it so your bathroom could smell like something besides urine!!@!!!

Oh, that's so much better. *big sigh*

[Nosebite]

Please Don't Eat Your Shoes!!!!! Shoes Are Not For Eating!

[ComaWhite]

I Am NOT A Jungle Gym!

[ksjhwkr]

Thank you for this thread, I SO NEED IT!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE STOP HITTING MAMA!!!! STOP HITTING ME, STOP BITING ME!!! IF YOU ARE MAD, STOMP YOUR FEET, DON'T BITE MAMA!!! WE'RE NOT LEAVING RIGHT NOW, GET OFF THE TABLE, NO I'M NOT WEARING MY BOOTS RIGHT NOW. NO MILK RIGHT NOW....NO NO NO!!!!! MAMA NEEDS A REST, PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mamaofthree]

Just Try It! One Damn Bite! You Would Like It If You Just Tried It! It's A Muffin For God Sake, A Sweet Yummy Muffin! Why Must You Be So Darn Stubborn All The Time. Why Won't You Try Anything New? No More Cheese, Or Bread Or Juice! You Will Eat Fruit And Veetables And My Damn Baking!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhh!!!!!


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[NinaBruja]

im just going to the bathroom! i have to pee too! i promise i will be right back. why do you have to scream at me everytime i have to pee!?!?

yes im goin to put you down now. youre fricking huge! my back is killing me put your feet down! JUST STAND UP ALREADY!!!

thats the food we have, thats all we have. no i cant make anything else, we dont have potatoes! we dont have peas! JUST EAT YOUR DAMN FOOD!

STOP THROWING YOUR FOOD!!!

DO YOU HAVE ANY FREAKING CLUE HOW MUCH ORGANIC GRAPES COST!!!!!!!!?????

why did you take off your diaper to pee on the floor!?!? your potty is right there!!!

for the last freaking time you can not take medicine/pills!!! stop asking me! theyre for when youre sick! ITS NOT WORTH SCREAMING OVER!!!

i know your teeth hurt BUT STOP SCREAMING I HAVE A MIGRAINE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH HHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! JUST STOP IT! DONT TOUCH IT!

and for her dad:
STOP FEEDING HER POTATO CHIPS AND TATER TOTS! WHEN SHE SAYS POTATO SHE WANTS A BAKED POTATO OR SOMETHING HEALTHY. STOP FEEDING HER CRAP! DO YOU WANT HER TO GET DIABETES OR HAVE A FRICKING HEART ATTACK!? YOU DONT GIVE CHILDREN COLA! GO BUY HER A FREAKING CAN OF PEAS THATS ALL SHE EVER TALKS ABOUT WHEN I TRY TO FEED HER!

thank you! thats cathartic

[TeaBag]

Okay. My turn.

I think that we have discussed this on more than one occasion. If you take something out, please put it away before moving on to the next thing. IF You Take Something Out, Put it AWAY before moving on to the next thing. IF YOU"RE GOING TO TAKE THE TOYS/PLAYSILKS/BLOCKS/LEGOS/KITCHEN Supplies OUT, PUT THEM AWAY! Put your damn toys away. I HATE stepping on wooden kitchen items. It hurts my feet! Okay, you know what...



PUT YOUR TOYS AWAY OR I AM GOING TO THROW THEM OUT IN THE YARD AND SELL THEM!!!!!!!

And while we're at it....TEETHING TABLETS ARE NOT CANDY! Neither are TUMS. Or my birth control pills. THEY ARE NOT FOR YOU> Stay out of my damn cabinet. It's up super high. It's : locked for Goodness SAKE> JUST STOP GETTING IN THERE>

I am going to lose it. I hate my life right now. Really. Seriously. I want a fucking break.

[ashleep]

I am going to lose it. I hate my life right now. Really. Seriously. I want a fucking break.

[mama23k]

Originally Posted by Mamajamz

YOU sure LOOK like you're having FUN young man, with your hand in your shorts all the friggin day....with so much practice handling it, you would think you could aim INTO the potty for once instead of beside it so your bathroom could smell like something besides urine!!@!!!

Okay, now I must have posted that under an alias username! Is that me Mamajamz or is it you? :LOL

I'd also like to add: NO, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY SEE YOUR BUTT IN ORDER TO WIPE IT BY YOURSELF!!!! I CAN BARELY REACH MINE BUT I WIPE IT ALL BY MYSELF!!!! :LOL

[monkeysmommy]

No, You May Not Watch A Video When You Wake Up At 3 Am. Do Not Throw A Freakin Tantrum. I Have Never Ever Let You Watch A Video At 3 Am Yet You Have Asked Me This Every Night For The Last Two Weeks. The Answer Is No, No Do You Hear Me? The Answer Will Always Be No, Until You Have Your Own Apartment So Stop Stop Asking Me.

Also, When We Play Pretend, It Is Not Fun For Me When You Tell Me Exactly What To Say And Do And If I Don't Do It To Your Exact Specifications You Throw A Big Fit. When You Play With Someone, The Idea Is For Both People To Have Fun, Not Just You.

And On That Note, It Aint All About You You You All The Time. There Are Other People In This World And They Have Feelings Wants And Needs.

And Stop Ignoring Me!!!!!!!!!

[NinaBruja]

Originally Posted by Keja

I DON'T WANT TO READ THE SAME BOOK FOR THE 20TH TIME TODAY! I hate books. I hate books! I HATE BOOKS!

I KNOW you love the baby inside mama's tummy but that doesn't mean you have to JUMP ON IT!

Phew.

YES!

and

WE DONT HAVE ANY MUSHROOMS!!!!!!!

[IncaMama]

Go To Sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeep!!!!

(hey it worked! he fell asleep! i LOVE this thread! LOL)

[chfriend]

I know you're only 15 months old, but will you please stop trashing the house. Really. Just leave the pencils in the cup. You don't need to throw them down to the floor again. Really you don't. Don't stab your sister's foot with a pencil. See how she's screaming in pain? I know you're going to make your fortune in fast-pitch, but could you please stop throwing every stupid hard object you can get your cute little hands on? Oh, and you don't have to bite just because you're sleepy. You could just close those pretty blue eyes and drift to dream land.

Thank you. I feel better.

[Pookietooth]

Why don't you want to play outside! Why do you have to get into everything! Why do you have to stay up until 11 pm or later every night! Why can't you let me read to myself when you're awake!

[**guest**]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhh!
(scream fades away to blubbering)