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post #621 of 1059

blah!!!!!!!!

DD and DS you guys were doing so good for the past few days....... other then the occassional diaper dissappearing from being on you to hiding somewhere where i haven't been able to find it. But now you guys just make me sick...... Your both a year and 2 years old, you both should know better then to do this. I mean seriously, this is the grosses thing You guys have ever done........ I can't even stand going in the bathroom right now, let alone i'm gonna have to get a gas mask now........ Neither one of you will claim you did it, but i know it was one of you both. I mean serioulsy i went to my room to get both of you guys diapers and PJ's and this is what i come back too........ Now daddy has to get new toothbrushs for both of us, and the tub wont drain........

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO CRAP IN THE TUB DURING BATHTIME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
post #622 of 1059
At least it was in the tub and not on the walls.
post #623 of 1059
I'm used to it on the walls, where i can just use the lysol wipes then a mr clean magic earaser........... Now i have to scrub the tub, ewwy lol. the worse part was when they used my toothbrush and the soon to be hubby, since thats the new fasination the kids have.............
post #624 of 1059
I was almost scared to ask... what exactly did they use the toothbrushes for?
post #625 of 1059
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, GO. TO. SLEEP. Stop getting out of the bed and running around, and PLEASE stop kissing the cat on the mouth. That is disgusting. I don't even kiss YOU on the mouth, probably because I know you do things like kiss the cat on the mouth.....

And could you PLEASE stop unrolling the toilet paper every time you go potty? And don't try to stick raisins in every orific on the cat's body. That's just.....ew.

at this moment you are DRIVING ME CRAZY and would like to send one of us to an alternat universe before I lose my freaking mind. I'm pregnant and cranky and you're holding up my night. GRRRRRRRR


Thanks, I feel so much better. lol.
post #626 of 1059
To DP:

DO NOT TELL ME THAT YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME TO SHOP FOR A PRESENT FOR DD, THEN SULK THE ENTIRE TIME! IF YOU WERE THAT TIRED, YOU SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME!

WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON IN THIS HOUSE WHO CAN SWEEP/MOP/LOAD THE DISHWASHER/TAKE OUT THE TRASH ? LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WERE 21, NOT 2!

I AM 5 MONTHS PREGNANT AND JUST DRAGGED 2 HUGE BAGS OF GARBAGE DOWN 4 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS, HEFTED THEM INTO A DUMPSTER, THEM WALKED BACK UP 4 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE RESTING! GET YOUR OWN LUNCH!

IF YOU STOP PLAYING COUNTERSTRIKE, THE WORLD WILL NOT END!

G**D*****, JUST GIVE ME A HUG ONCE IN AWHILE!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ok, I really needed to get that off my chest. I feel better.

he really is a good partner. i would never yell at him IRL. this thread is great.
post #627 of 1059
ThreeJane: I've got a 16 year old, not an 11 year old...but I've also got a 6 year old, a 4 year old, and a baby, and I can soooooo relate to sooooo much of that. The phone thing makes me especially nuts - I'm almost never on the thing!

Awesome post.
post #628 of 1059
they just like playing with the toothbrush's. DS was brushing his teeth, DD was just chewing on it lol
post #629 of 1059
PLEASE...STOP...SCREAMING!!!!!!!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE Stop screaming!

Stop begging me for snacks 24/7!
Stop breaking anything in sight!
Stop Bickering!
Stop Tattling!
Stop trashing your room just to see how bad you can make it!
Stop Begging for anything and everything!
Stop Whining!
Learn to accept my answer the first time, at least once in awhile!!


Hold me.
post #630 of 1059
STOP SQUABBLING!!!

DS2: No - it's NOT okay to hit your sister. It just isn't. I don't care if you're mad at her. I don't care if she took something from you. YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO HIT!!!

DD1: Stop with the "I didn't do anything - he just hit me for no reason at all" crap. Just stop. You did do something. I saw you do it. Don't do it.

I'm so sick of you two and your freaking squabbling. I know you're not feeling well. I'm not feeling well, either. DD2 isn't feeling well. I haven't slept. Just TRY to be nice for five freaking minutes!! TRY!!


ARRRGGH! It's WAY too early to be this burnt out.
post #631 of 1059
dude! just stay out of the damn fish tank!!

it's dangerous. it's disgusting. the fish don't like it. i'm tired of you getting water all over the place. i'm tired of the whining when i take you away. climbing up on that table is dangerous.

when will you get it!!!!
post #632 of 1059
Quote:
Originally Posted by chirp View Post
dude! just stay out of the damn fish tank!!

it's dangerous. it's disgusting. the fish don't like it. i'm tired of you getting water all over the place. i'm tired of the whining when i take you away. climbing up on that table is dangerous.

when will you get it!!!!
My sympathies. We had a fish tank when ds1 was little. I may get one again - but not until dd2 is at least four.
post #633 of 1059
I just wanna yell at EVERYONE! :

STOP HITTING EVERYONE!!!!! YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS, STOP GIVING ADULTS ATTITUDES, STOP TOUCHING/STEALING OTHER PEOPLE STUFF, STOP LYING!

STOP BARKING AT THE NEIGHBORS AND STOP PEEING/POOPING ON OUR CARPET!

PLEASE PLEASE HELP ME WITH LAUNDRY, WASHING DISHES, PUTTING AWAY THINGS, AND KEEP OUR HOUSE CLEAN!

MOM AND DAD: STOP PUTTING YOUR NOSE IN OUR BUSINESS AND BE NICE TO OUR 6 YEARS OLD GIRL! SHE'S HAVING A REALLY TERRIBLE YEAR!!!! THAT'S WHY SHES IN THERAPY AND THAT'S ALSO WHY I'M IN THERAPY.... WE NEED HELP!! AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR YOU GUYS TO GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.. ITS A COUNT DOWN TIME.. 10 MORE DAYS TO GO!! : BUT THAT MEANS LESS INCOME..MORE FINANICAL HARDSHIP FOR US


TO MY MAID OF HONOR: YES WE WILL PAY YOU BACK WHEN WE HAVE F******** MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?


AARGGGHHHHHHHHH and now I'm crying.. oh crap.. now, my mom is asking me what's wrong.
post #634 of 1059
dd1: PLEASE QUIT CRYING EVERYTIME I SAY NO! please quit crying everytime I ask you to do something as simple as putting your shoes in the closet!!!!!!!!!! please stop lying about the naughty things you do! please stop telling me that you are hungry every twenty seconds on the walk home from daycare/preschool when you clearly couldn't be since you just woolfed down the bag of graham crackers i gave you, and you KNOW! that daddy will be at home cooking dinner for us when we get there!
Please stop looking so sad and sulky allllll the time!!!!!!!! We love you and don't really understand why you are always upset.

dd2: IT IS OK TO DO SOMETHING ON YOUR OWN! I know you know how to wipe your own bottom and can do this just as easily as I can, PLEASE DO *NOT* repeatedly announce that you are done on the potty and to come wipe you even after I say no do it yourself and then break down crying when I stand there waiting for you to do the job. PLEASE understand that its a good thing to be a big girl, and that being a baby is ok too but that we would be much more proud of your actions if they weren't always in an effort to out-baby your little sister! I get that its hard to be the middle child, esp when you are so close in age, but you are a SMART little girl who is very capable of being a big girl...

dd3: PLEASE do not yell and pretend to cry every day when I change your diaper. It would go much more quickly if you would just hold still. PLEASE LET ME GO TO THE BATHROOM IN PEACE< I WILL BE ABLE TO HOLD YOU AS SOON AS IM DONE! ALSO WHEN IM EATING, CLEANING, COOKING, EXCERSIZING, I will pick you up when I am done, or just know i will wear you if it becomes nesicary but when it isnt i am just trying to hurry and get things done and you CAN wait. Please dont get angry every night at bedtime, I dont understand what is upsetting you and I do my best to make the transition to bedtime as routine and calm as possible. ITS DRIVING ME NUTTY to hear you fuss for 15 min and then to have you wake up at 3 and 5 am crying when the doctor says you are fine and should be sleeping thru the night by this age.

thanks for this thread, its kinda nice to put into words the emotions i have going on towards my kids. I get that they are just going thru phases or having a hard time, or learning or something. but sometimes understanding that something isnt abnormal isnt enough to keep you from feeling frustrated. this was a great idea.
post #635 of 1059
STOP SNEAKING FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THROWING WRAPPERS ON THE FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STOP GIVING YOUR BABY SISTER FRUIT SNACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GREEN~~~~~~~~~~~ PLEASE. JUST. SLEEP.

I love all the 3 of you
post #636 of 1059
For the love of Pete, can SOMEONE in this household besides ME at least learn where stuff GOES?! Really. There's a broom closet. BROOM closet. See that word BROOM? Yeah, that's the thing that sweeps the floor which none of you EVER PUT BACK when I ask you to do. Do I really have to make a show like Sesame Street to teach you all where stuff goes in the house? I can understand DS2 not getting it, but seriously, he does a better job of putting things away than you DS1 or even YOU, DH. He's TWO. COME ON.
I'm so buying a label maker and if you even think of complaining about it, I will label you while you're sleeping and it won't be nice. Then none of you can say "I didn't know where it goes." I'm going to paste PICTURES beside the words too. NO EXCUSES. I'M SO DONE WITH BEING THE ONLY ONE TO PICK UP ANYTHING. It's not enough that my time is monopolized by TWO nurslings and I'm the only one to know how to cook, but to have to do ALL of the cleaning as well, ESPECIALLY when there's a birthday party coming up... No. Just no. Bite me. Actually, skip that. Someone besides ME is going to be bit if things don't change. You've heard my bark often enough and it seems useless so it's time for some teeth. Woof.
post #637 of 1059
Kid, stop waking up dog! Dog, stop waking up kid! Furnace guy, stop waking up dog so dog barks and wakes up kid!
post #638 of 1059
Oh, and DO NOT TOUCH MY BELLY BUTTON! I know you just discovered the coolness of belly buttons and mine is just so much more... um... cavernous than yours, but can you PLEASE just nurse without trying to dig around in it? It's weird and I don't like it.

Also, if you bring me that stupid Scooby Doo book that grandma found at a yard sale over one more time, I am going to feed it to a billy goat. I know, I know, there aren't a lot of billy goats on the tundra, but I will import one for the express purpose of having him eat that stupid book. It is inane in a way that far surpasses anything else we own. Bring me some Eric Carle, for the love of dog!

STOP POOPING! THAT MAKES FOUR POOPY DIAPERS TODAY!

DO NOT REACH FOR MY COFFEE MUG! You are the reason I need this much caffeine.

NO! No more water in the bathtub! We're on delivered water, so it's not like an infinite reasource. Don't scream when I turn it off, there's plenty of water in the tub to scoop up and pour. Don't you freakin' DARE learn how to turn it on. Stop tantrum-ing and stomping your feet, you're going to fall and hit your head and then the people at the hospital will give mommy judgmental looks.

JUST SIT IN THE CART LIKE A NORMAL KID! We pass all these other kids at the grocery store, and they are all happily riding along, checking out the sights. They're not standing up, they're not screaming.
post #639 of 1059

To ds(3)
*PUT YOUR PENIS BACK IN YOUR PANTS...I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T PUT YOUR PENIS BACK IN YOUR PANTS I'M GOING TO CHOP IT OFF!!!!*

LEAVE HER ALONE....WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE YOUR SISTER ALONE! GIVE HER BACK HER TOY...SHE HAD IT FIRST..FOR F'SAKES SHE'S JUST A BABY! LEAVE HER BE!

I *JUST* CLEANED UP...SERIOUSLY JUST CLEANED UP...WHY DO I BOTHER CLEANING UP

EAT WHAT'S ON YOUR PLATE...NO I WILL NOT MAKE YOU SGETTIES, NO I WILL NOT MAKE YOU PANCAKES,,,NO EAT WHAT YOU HAVE

I SWEAR IF I WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND STEP ON ANOTHER STUPID TOY I'M THROWING THEM ALL OUT

To dd(8 months)

THERE IS *NOTHING* WRONG WITH MY LEFT BREAST! JUST NURSE OFF MY LEFT SIDE...SERIOUSLY I'M RUNNING OUT OF MILK ON THE LEFT SIDE IF YOU DON'T NURSE OFF OF IT...LOOK AT THESE STRETCH MARKS ON MY RIGHT BOOB...LOOK IT SAGS TO MY STOMACH WILL YOU PLEASE GIVE THE RIGHT SIDE A REST AND TRY THE LEFT SIDE...I PROMISE IT'S JUST AS GOOD! THEN MAYBE THEY WILL BOTH HANG DOWN TO MY STOMACH

YES YOUR TIRED...YES I KNOW SO GO TO SLEEP DEAR GOD JUST GO TO SLEEP, CAN YOU SLEEP...AND I MEAN SLEEP THE MILK FACTORY IS CLOSED TONIGHT

DON'T PULL YOUR BROTHER'S HAIR...YES I KNOW HE TOOK YOUR TOY YES I KNOW YOUR STRONGER THEN YOUR 3 YEAR OLD BROTHER AND YOUR PROUD OF THAT..OK SERIOUSLY STOP SCREECHING AT HIM...OK LET GO, STOP YELLING...
back to ds

JUST GIVE HER BACK HER TOY...SHE'LL LET GO OF YOUR HAIR IF YOU GIVE HER BACK HER TOY, GOD STOP YELLING AT HER...THIS ISN'T HELPING JUST GIVE HER BACK HER AIRPLANE...GOD D*MN YOU GUYS HAVE *THREE* TONKA AIRPLANES AND YOU JUST CAN'T SHARE THEM...HOW MANY DO YOU NEED!

feel soooo much better
post #640 of 1059
Argh! Stop hiding my stuff!
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