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post #761 of 1059
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Originally Posted by MichAnne View Post
And stop leaving your clothes all over the freaking house! Its called a hamper! If you dont put your clothes in there, they wont get washed. You can wear clothes covered in dog hair and that smell like sweaty balls, i could really give a sh*t, cuz im sick and tired of it!
post #762 of 1059
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Originally Posted by phathui5 View Post
For the love of God man, at nine years old, you really need to not pee in your pants. What makes it worse is that then your dad wants to punish you for it and I end up stuck in the middle. So freaking stop it already.
I hate to ask but...
Has this dc been tested for food allergies? ds1 had a problem with peeing his pants which was related to his dairy allergy... We thought he was just ignoring his body's cues or something...
Just a thought.
post #763 of 1059
when it's time to take a bath and you dont feel like it, dont run around the house screaming!!! go to bed dirty, see if i care!!!!
post #764 of 1059
OMG, You are trying to break me, the lot of you, aren't you?!!!! STOP getting in the baby's face, stop trying to pick him up, then slamming him onto the floor. He doesn't like it, i guarantee it!!!!
DD, PLEASE STOP THROWING FITS ABOUT EVERY. SINGLE. THING. STOP SAYING NO TO EVERYTHING I SAY, STOP HAVING ABSOLUTELY ZERO FRUSTRATION TOLERANCE. HOW MANY TIMES CAN I SAY, "ASK FOR HELP"? I WILL HELP YOU BUT YOUR SCREAMING IS MAKING MY EVERLOVING EARS BLEED.

DS1 stop using that high pitched screaming voice. You seem to be well versed in military torture techniques. Perhaps this will serve you well in a future career, however right now I cannot take it any more and I am seriously considering entering a fugue state.

Stop screaming about your homework. It is not my fault you have homework. I will help you with it but if you scream and crumble up your paper every 2 minutes, I cannot sit here with you. I think I will go clean toilets or some other pleasant task while you scream to yourself. Let me know how it goes tomorrow when you explain to your teacher why your homework is not done and your paper looks like it does.

DS2 you are so cute and so adorable, but please stop following me around moaning and whining and then when i pick you up, you wiggle to be put down. all. day. long.
post #765 of 1059
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Originally Posted by jewelsJZ View Post
Stop screaming about your homework. It is not my fault you have homework. I will help you with it but if you scream and crumble up your paper every 2 minutes, I cannot sit here with you. I think I will go clean toilets or some other pleasant task while you scream to yourself. Let me know how it goes tomorrow when you explain to your teacher why your homework is not done and your paper looks like it does.


DD1, DD2 & DS3 - I can't take it anymore!!!! All of the arguing, whining, fighting, tattling is driving me INSANE! I swear I even hear it when I sleep! Why don't you all just take it into the backyard until there's only 1 of you left standing already!?!?
And to DH - I love you dearly and appreciate all you do for us BUT A)your hands will not shrivel up and fall off if you change a cloth diaper & B)I don't want to hear how tired you are/watch you nap whenever possible when I AM THE ONE UP ALL NIGHT FEEDING THE BABY! (and no I DO NOT take naps during the day because on the rare ocassion DS sleeps any longer than 20 mins. I am too busy trying to take a shower, do laundry, wash dishes, etc.) And C)NO I WILL NOT put him in a crib to CIO! Oh and D)KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY FRIGGIN BOOBS! Right now they are for feeding our DS and NOT playthings for you!

I feel SOOOOO much better!
post #766 of 1059
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Originally Posted by ginadc View Post
OAnd stop crumpling up your face into Tragedy Mask and weeping like I've just taken away all the joy in the world when I take your nipple-twisting hand away.
post #767 of 1059
Stop asking me for stuff!!!! You don't need to ask to go to the bathroom. Just go!!! Flush or don't flush. I don't care!!!!
post #768 of 1059
I love this thread, may I join?

DS, Back away from the baby and stop jumping on the arm of my chair when I'm nursing her!!! Please just for once, listen to me the first time when I tell you to put your frickin shoes on!!!

DD, Stop asking me for help then screaming "I WANNA DO IT" every time. Stop trying to zip your coat, then asking for help, and when I take it apart to zip it correctly, screaming "I WANNA DO IT," and the whole thing starts all over again.... I Have no patience for this....the baby is crying in her carseat!!!We need to get moving!!!!ARGGHH!!!
post #769 of 1059
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Originally Posted by sunflowergrrl View Post
DD, Stop asking me for help then screaming "I WANNA DO IT" every time. Stop trying to zip your coat, then asking for help, and when I take it apart to zip it correctly, screaming "I WANNA DO IT," and the whole thing starts all over again.... I Have no patience for this....the baby is crying in her carseat!!!We need to get moving!!!!ARGGHH!!!
Oh I can so relate! We have this here too w/ my 3 y.o.

Forgot to add:
darling dog, please stop peeing, pooing and puking on everything. Aaaaaaggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!
post #770 of 1059
*sigh*
Too late - I've already been yelling today, but....


DS2:

STOP! STOP! STOP!!

Stop hitting people. You've bruised both your sisters this week. DD2 is a baby. Leave her alone. JUST STOP!!! I have a horrible headache, and I feel like crap, and I don't need this garbage. Go play - be quiet and leave me alone!!! Leave everyone alone!!!! And, for crying out loud, if you're cold when we get home for a walk, take off the wet clothes, as I told you to, and get under the blanket. Don't scream at me about being too cold to take off the clothes, and then try to climb on the couch with them.

OMG!!! You stepped on the baby!! WTF is wrong with you????


DD1:

Yes - your brother is being a world-class PITA - again. No, that does not mean that you are a pure little innocent who never does anything wrong. Leave him alone. Stop thinking you can smack him away from you, and then act blameless when he hits you back! I've had it!!!!



DD2:

I love you dearly, baby, and I know you're sick, too, but please, please, please, please, please stop crying, baby. You're killing my head. I'm doing my best, little girl....
post #771 of 1059
To DD: For the love of all that is holy PICK A DA*& OUTFIT! You are 2 and a half, this is way to early to be spending 30 minutes every morning trying to find something to wear. Nobody cares how fashionable you look while eating crayons and paste at preschool!

Ah...I feel better now.
post #772 of 1059
Just PLEASE. STOP. WHINING.
post #773 of 1059
STOP! STOP! STOP! STOP PULLING ON MY LEG AND WHINING I NEED TO FINISH WHAT I AM DOING. STOP ASKING TO COME UP AND THEN THRASHING TO GET DOWN! STOP MAKING THAT HORRIBLE NOISE! STOP PINCHING AND SCRATCHING ME! LEAVE ME ALONE! PLEASE GO. TO. SLEEP. AND. STAY. ASLEEP.

TO OLDER CHILD I do not want to play mail I have to finish with the bills. NO I will not play mail right now you must wait until I am finished. IF YOU DO NOT STOP DING DONGING IN MY EAR I AM GOING TO SCREAM! DO NOT TAKE ALL OF YOUR SISTERS TOYS. LEAVE YOUR SISTER'S BLANKIE. ALONE! NO I WILL NOT PLAY MAIL. GET OFF THE CLEAN LAUNDRY! DO NOT CLIMB ON THE FURNITURE! YOU DO NOT NEED ANYTHING ELSE TO EAT YOU HAVE ALREADY EATEN YOUR WEIGHT IN FOOD TWICE!
post #774 of 1059
Oh and one more for today
DD you do know that when you are finished nursing you can just let go? You do not need me to break the latch. You could for once just peacefully stop nursing instead of BITING ME! STOP F#$%@*&^g BITING ME!
DS DO not scream and bite because you are not allowed to run around with pointy objects pretending they are swords. DO NOT BITE!
By the way the baby taught my ds how to bite. He never did it before she bit him sigh.........
post #775 of 1059
Yes!!! This thread is wonderful. Free therapy!


DD1- JUST EFFING LISTEN!!!


DD2- My sweet cuddly baby...please please please please take
a freaking nap!!
post #776 of 1059
DS: LET ME TAKE OFF MY BOOTS, HAT, MITTENS, AND PARKA! Yes, you get to nurse as soon as I get home from work, it's a given. You do NOT need to stand at my ankles whining, "MUM MUM! COAT OFF! MUM MUM! BOOTS OFF! MUM MUM! WANTIT!" You will get it. Give me ten seconds, would you?

DOG: Aforementioned toddler whining at my feet is made worse by you crowding in on us, thwapping us with your muskie-bat of a tail. BAD DOG! I'm glad you're excited to see me, but BAD BAD BAD DOG!
post #777 of 1059
Dear sweet baby girl you are never ever allowed in the fridge. This is not a new development. So please stop screaming whenever I close the door or pull you out of the fridge! STAY OUT! Oh and you could stop pooping anytime now.

Dear beloved son of mine DO NOT LICK THE LIDS OF THE CREAM CHEESE, YOGURT ETC IT IS GROSS AND GERMY.
post #778 of 1059
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Originally Posted by Musubi View Post
JUST EFFING LISTEN!!!
So eloquent. So succinct. I like it.
post #779 of 1059
I so need this thread today. Really.

DD1 - JUST SHUT UP. I AM TIRED OF YOU GOING ON AND ON ABOUT EVERY.LITTLE.F#@#ING.THING LIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!! And if you could TRY to be a bit nicer to your little brother he probably wouldn't bite the snot out of you. (I admit that there are times when she just will not get out of his face and he's told her NO 12 times and then he bites her... and I think to myself "you deserved that one kiddo." Mean mama.)

DD2 - DON'T THROW YOURSELF ON THE FLOOR AND SHRIEK THAT SHRILL SIREN SOUND WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU NO. IT'S ANNOYING!!

DS - I love you bunches sweetie. But I really don't need you to hand me boogers or wipe them on my shirt or pants. I'd like to put on clean clothes just once and not have to change again before leaving the house.

DH - GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND HELP ME!! I HAVE A MIGRAINE TODAY AND I'M TIRED. SURFING THE NET WHILE YOU'RE "WORKING FROM HOME" DOES NOT MEAN YOU CANNOT REFILL A SIPPY CUP OR WIPE A HINEY IN THE BATHROOM OCCASIONALLY!!! AND PLEASE SORT YOUR LAUNDRY INTO THE HAMPERS - THE PILE OF CLOTHES ON YOUR SIDE OF THE BED IS 2 FEET TALL AND I'M NOT DOING IT.

I feel much better, tyvm. It's been one of *those* days. Hopefully everyone will stay in their beds tonight because I'm DONE.

Beth
post #780 of 1059
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Originally Posted by bscal View Post
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DH - GET OFF YOUR BUTT AND HELP ME!! I HAVE A MIGRAINE TODAY AND I'M TIRED. SURFING THE NET WHILE YOU'RE "WORKING FROM HOME" DOES NOT MEAN YOU CANNOT REFILL A SIPPY CUP OR WIPE A HINEY IN THE BATHROOM OCCASIONALLY!!!
Beth
YES!!!! Thank you! Facebooking also does not count for working at home!
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