Feel like yelling at your child? Yell at this thread instead! - Page 40

[Starchaser]

DS, you are only four months old - QUIT FIGHTING SLEEP! 8 pm is not nap time! I don't want to play with you at midnight! And for heaven's sake, quit screaming yourself awake every time you fart! You pass gas all day and think its funny, so why does it piss you off at night?!

Dog - QUIT LICKING THE BABY! That's gross - I know where your tounge has been!

Cat - QUIT STEPPING ON THE BABY! He's finally asleep - don't you dare wake him up!

MIL - NO I don't want to give him cereal. NO I don't want to give him juice. NO I don't want to give him a bottle. He doesn't need to space out his feedings - every two hours is fine! It's normal! JUST STOP IT!

DH - I know you just got home from work - just hold him so I can pee! Look, he's even smiling! It won't kill you! And pick up your crap - you are almost 30, and I'm not your mother! GROW UP!!

Whew...much better!

[Pax3]

ICK, STOP, YOU DON'T LICK THE CAT -- DON'T LICK THE CAT I SAID, NO, NO, NO THAT'S **NOT** HIS BELLYBUTTON!!! ARGH!! YOUR SISTER IS FINE, SHE'S ACROSS THE ROOM, NO SHE WON'T TAKE YOUR TOY, SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOING, OMG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP SCREAMING EVERYTHING!!!! WAIT, WAIT, STOP!!! NO!! DON'T LICK THE CAT!!! OH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, DO **NOT** PLUNGE YOUR SISTER!!! (fortunately with a *new* plunger!)

[4JMJ]

Originally Posted by Starchaser

DS, you are only four months old - QUIT FIGHTING SLEEP! 8 pm is not nap time! I don't want to play with you at midnight!
DH - I know you just got home from work - just hold him so I can pee! Look, he's even smiling! It won't kill you! And pick up you're crap

[Punchy Kaby]

GET OFF THE BED! STOP JUMPING ON ME! I HATE WHEN YOU WAKE ME UP THIS WAY!

THE BLUE PANTS ARE DIRTY, PICK SOMETHING ELSE (for the 30th time, literally)

YOUR FARTS STINK, GET AWAY

F****** CREAKY FLOOR, YOU WOKE THE BABY AGAIN

[Punchy Kaby]

I already feel better, until tomorrow when the same exact things will happen again. And NO, the pants have not been washed yet.

[lil_miss_understood]

would you please fracking open your ears and listen for once in your life???????

[ariatrance]

You have made me completely psychotic today......SHUT THE H UP! I have answered your dmn question already 500 bazillion times and I really can't take it anymore!!!! Stop hitting....STOP HITTING.....STOP FREAKING HITTING!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


phew...

[chelle.ra]

Originally Posted by ~Jenna~

QUIT LICKING THE FREAKING LAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I feel better

we have a running list of "things we'd never thought we'd say" - that is one of them!
another -
"please stop rubbing the elephant on the dog and putting it in your mouth"
and many more!

[Laur318]

to DH - CAN YOU NOT SEE THE FxCKING MUD YOU ARE TRACKING ALL OVER OUR PALE CARPETS? THE NO SHOES RULE DOES NOT CEASE BEAUSE ITS A FxCHING BLIZZARD OUTSIDE!!!!! I WILL NOW SPEND THE ONE HOUR BABY'S NAP SCRUBBING THE CARPETS SO BABY DOESNT CRAWL THRU IT IN OUR TINY APARTMENT... WHILE YOU GET TO LEAVE THE HOUSE! THIS IS INSTEAD OF ME NAPPING, or EATING, or SHOWERING, ***OR*** MASSAGING OUT MY PLUGGED DUCT, ALL OF WHICH ARE LUXURIES IN MY BOOK ... AND FEW AND FAR BETWEEN SINCE OUR SON WAS BORN 10 LONG MONTHS AGO. YOU SUCK!!!!

to my nosey relatives
FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, YES, WE ARE STILL NURSING! MAYBE YOU COULD HELP OUT SOMEDAY?!?! BECAUSE YOUR "CRY IT OUT" and "SCHEDULE HIM" ADVICE SURE ISNT DOING THE TRICK

[amberskyfire]

STOP DUMPING OUT ALL OF YOUR FOOD AND DRINKS EVERYWHERE! Seriously, it drives me crazy! I know you are only two, but you've been doing it five times a day for over a year now. WHY does it have to be on the floor?! You don't need to experiment with it anymore. One year is more than enough time to learn about gravity and the "splat" rule. YOU FREAKING KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DROP IT SO STOP IT BEFORE I LOSE MY MIND!!!!!

[jewelsJZ]

Oh my god, stop pushing down babies and hitting toddlers at the play ground. You are almost 6 years old. We've been over this, over and over and over again. Stop screaming at your sister in a mall or restaurant, causing everyone to turn and look. It embarrasses the hell out of me and i don't know how to help you. I've talked to you about this so many times, my head is absolutely going to explode!!!!!

I just don't get it, why do you have to be angry about every. Single. Thing. From the time you open your eyes in the morning until the time you close them at night, you are angry, you hate your sister, you taunt her all day long, you get frustrated at every. Thing. You blame everyone for everything. You never want to hug me or anyone, you just want to be mad, it's like you look for a reason to be mad and if you don't find it, you'll make one up.

I love you dearly, but i just can't say the same things over and over again like this until you go off to college. They will find me in a corner drooling on myself and cart me off to the asylum.

[~PurityLake~]

Originally Posted by Laur318

to DH - CAN YOU NOT SEE THE FxCKING MUD YOU ARE TRACKING ALL OVER OUR PALE CARPETS? THE NO SHOES RULE DOES NOT CEASE BEAUSE ITS A FxCHING BLIZZARD OUTSIDE!!!!! I WILL NOW SPEND THE ONE HOUR BABY'S NAP SCRUBBING THE CARPETS SO BABY DOESNT CRAWL THRU IT IN OUR TINY APARTMENT... WHILE YOU GET TO LEAVE THE HOUSE! THIS IS INSTEAD OF ME NAPPING, or EATING, or SHOWERING, ***OR*** MASSAGING OUT MY PLUGGED DUCT, ALL OF WHICH ARE LUXURIES IN MY BOOK ... AND FEW AND FAR BETWEEN SINCE OUR SON WAS BORN 10 LONG MONTHS AGO. YOU SUCK!!!!

Why didn't you make him clean up after himself?

[elisheva]

OMG DH you are not a child so stop acting like one. I'm sure you did have a long day. Newsflash! So did I and mine continues!! You know the door needs to be shut when you're putting ds2 to bed - why did you leave it open so he could come out and you could claim "well, I guess he's not tired."?????

And did you *seriously* just order something WE DON'T NEED for $170 when we are struggling to make ends meet? Are you f-ing kidding me? WTF? And don't even think you can TRY to make me feel guilty because I made you cancel it.

WTF. You took on this extra work because you were stressed about money. I'm not. We have a roof. We have food. I don't *want* to go on vacation to Las Vegas. Not a priority for me. So now you have all this extra work and it's stressing you out more than worrying did. Get a grip, dude.

I'm sorry to be callous, but I honestly feel like I have a 4th child lately.

[Laur318]

Originally Posted by ~Purity♥Lake~

Why didn't you make him clean up after himself?

leaving for work, as usual.

[4JMJ]

Ds2-please, please, please just let me have 10 minutes of peace to take a shower!! I know you love to be held/carried/on me 24/7, and if they made a waterproof sling believe me i'd be all over it and bring you in with me, but i don't think asking for 10 minutes with you right outside the shower is too much to ask! I have let a lot of things slide (as evidenced by our wreck of a house), but i absolutely have to take a shower!!! If you would nap for more than 5 minutes and somewhere i could lay you down, i would be more than happy to do it then! Speaking of naps, do you ever plan to take any ever again???? Even 1 hour a day would be great! I bet your mood would be much improved if you would just let yourself fall asleep instead of fighting it all.day.long.

And to dh-so happy for you that you are on this fitness kick and get your "me time" every.single.day to work out. Don't you think that i could use a little help when you get home from work? I don't even know what "me time" is any more!i appreciate the fact that you earn the money to pay our bills and get us what we need, but what i do is just as important! just because i don't bring home a paycheck doesn't mean i don't bust my a** every single day!

[lil_miss_understood]

DH: When I wake you up at 8:30 am after being up at 5am and ask you to get up and watch the kids so I can take a nap, I don't really mean "Please sleep for another half hour then get up and take a shower so that I get no rest."

[Storm Bride]

Okay - I'm past the need to yell at the thread, but I"m going to do it a day late...hopefully, this will help prevent yelling today. We're on our way out for some outside time...hope it goes well.

*deep breath*

DS2 - NO! Glitter glue does not go on place mats! You know this. I know this. Why am I cleaning glitter glue out of the effing place mat?? There is NO reason to make "ghosts" out of milk on the other placemat. Don't do it. Just don't.

No - it is not okay to hit your baby sister with an effing hockey stick. I'm sorry you just got it and none of your friends are free to play street hockey right now, but that is NOT her fault. And, no - you can meltdown until Christmas - you're NOT getting it back from the closet. You HIT YOUR BABY SISTER WITH IT!!!!


ARRRGH! Stop mushing all the play dough together. It's NOT okay, and it makes your other sister really upset. What is wrong with just leaving the effing colours separate???

Get out of the van. I can't believe you took my keys out of my purse!! LET me in - UNLOCK THE DOORS NOW!!! ARRRGGGH!! It's not safe to mess around in there. UNLOCK THE DOOR AND GIVE ME MY EFFING KEY!!!!

Put your shoes on. You're not supposed to run around here barefott. PUT THEM ON!! Don't spit water on the gym floor - someone could slip on that. What are you DOING??? Come down here - no - not just your shoes - STOP - you could hit someone on the head!!! COME BACK!!!

WHERE ARE YOU?? You can't just leave without us. GET BACK HERE NOW!!!! Where did you go? This is an effing parking lot. This is danagerous - come back here NOW!!!!

What do you mean, you peed your pants? You haven't done that in months. OMG! I think I'm going to crack up. Come here. Get those off. No - we don't have your change of pants in your pack - you dumped it, remember???? AARRRGGGGH!!!! I can't take any more of this.

Stop hitting people.
Keep foods and bodily fluids where they belong.
Stop running into parking lots!!
STOP throwing shoes.

I have SOOOOOO had it today!!!

*deep breath*

Okay - that was therapeutic. I think I'm ready to face the day again...

[BettinaAuSucre]

Get off the tub and stop climbing onto the table and taking the cat food away from the cats!!!!

Stop robbing me of my youth and disobeying my every word!

[lil_miss_understood]

WHY THE FRACK DO YOU INSIST ON WAKING UP THE BABY?!!!!!!!!!

[elisheva]

Ds1 - Don't whine the whole walk that you want to get out and run and when we finally get to the place where you can get out, you scream and cry and whine that you don't want to walk. No, I will not sit with you while you poop. Bring a book or a toy. Sheesh. And if you refuse to eat one more meal and then ask me for a cookie and tantrum when I say no...

Ds2 - you have all the playdough! Stop grunting at the craft box for more playdough!