Feel like yelling at your child? Yell at this thread instead! - Page 5

[momadance]

Originally posted by sunnmama
From bedtime, tonight (plus lots of PMS):

For the love of all that is good, JUST PICK A POSITION AND LAY STILL!!!!!! STOP ROLLING AROUND, KICKING OFF THE COVERS, AND THEN ASKING FOR THEN ASKING FOR THE COVERS AGAIN!!!! STOP FLIPPING YOUR HAIR IN MY FACE!!!!!! AND WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP FLOPPING YOUR HEAD ONTO THE PILLOW BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO--OUCH!!!!!!--yep....nail me right on the bridge of my nose with your huge, hard head

DITTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hotmamacita]

Originally posted by sunnmama
From bedtime, tonight (plus lots of PMS):

For the love of all that is good, JUST PICK A POSITION AND LAY STILL!!!!!! STOP ROLLING AROUND, KICKING OFF THE COVERS, AND THEN ASKING FOR THEN ASKING FOR THE COVERS AGAIN!!!! STOP FLIPPING YOUR HAIR IN MY FACE!!!!!! AND WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP FLOPPING YOUR HEAD ONTO THE PILLOW BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO--OUCH!!!!!!--yep....nail me right on the bridge of my nose with your huge, hard head

Oh double ditto here....that is SO my 5 yo and 2 yo when they crawl in bed at 5 am when the sun comes up....

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[hotmamacita]

NO, CHICA. YOU CAN'T FLOP BACKWARDS AND SCREAM AND WAIL YOUR ARMS AND LEGS BECAUSE I PUT YOU DOWN. YOU HAVE A TWIN BROTHER WHO IS GETTING SMUSHED BY HIS OLDER BROTHER WHILE YOUR OLDER SISTER IS ASKING ME QUESTIONS NON-STOP. I AM SORRY HONEY. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE OUT OF FOUR WHO HAS EVER THROWN A FIT LIKE THAT AND IT HAS TO STOP NOW
CAN'T YOU SEE I AM JUST A BIT
OUTNUMBERED AND I REALLY AM DOING AS MUCH AS I CAN BUT I HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN...JUST TRY NOT TO HURT YOURSELF..AND PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME THAT THIS IS PART OF YOUR PERSONALITY....

[Bladestar5]

Oh, Hotmamacita, I feel for you. You really ARE outnumbered.

[Cathi]

Oh geez, I wish I'd found this thread a week ago....

NO, SON, YOU MAY NOT SIT ON THE CAT. NO, SON, YOU MAY NOT PICK UP YOUR SISTER BY HER LEGS. NO, SON, YOU MAY NOT PULL MY PANTS DOWN, IT IS NOT FUNNY IN THE LEAST!

DH, WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU WALK INTO THE HOUSE AFTER I'VE SPENT 4 HOURS CLEANING IT AND ASK "WHAT'S THIS PIECE OF PAPER DOING ON THE FLOOR?" WHY IN THE HECK CAN'T YOU SAY "OH, HONEY, YOU CLEANED THE DIRTY GROUT ON THE TILE FLOOR WITH A TOOTHBRUSH AND ALL OF THE TOILETS ARE PRISTINE! WHAT A WONDERFUL WIFE YOU ARE!" BUT, NOOOOOO, YOU HAVE TO FIND THE ONE MICROSCOPIC PIECE OF CRAP THAT I NEGLECTED TO PICK UP AND HOUND ME ABOUT IT. GO AWAY!

NO, DOGS, YOU MAY NOT LICK EVERY SURFACE THAT HAS EVEN THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF BREASTMILK ON IT! STOP LICKING MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!



I really should do more yoga.

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[Ann-Marita]

Remember, you have to have your room clean before dance class.

DD, you better get started on your room.

Go clean your room NOW. If it's not picked up by 5:00 you don't go to dance class.

CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW.

OK, I'm not going to remind you again. You know the drill.

(Later, when it's time to go to dance class.)

No, you are not going to dance class. Because you didn't clean your room. STop whining about it! I gave you fair warning. NO! YOU CAN NOT GO TO DANCE CLASS. YES, I DO TOO LOVE YOU! STOP SCREAMING! GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DON'T COME OUT UNTIL ALL THE CLOTHES AND TOYS ARE PUT AWAY!

OK, well you have to come out now for supper. I know you aren't finished, but you have to eat now.

You don't like what's for supper?! This was your favorite meal two weeks ago. NO, I'm not making you something different. Eat what is in front of you or go make your own PBJ. YES, I DO TOO LOVE YOU!

Ann-Marita
dd is 8

[mamak]

Corey leave the dog dishes alone...Corey stop dipping things in the dog dish...Corey leave the dog dishes alone...Molly stop hitting your brother, Corey stop standing in the chair, sit on your bottom, stop jumping in the chair, stop jumping in the chair, hands are not for hitting, no we don't bang on the walls with our toys, i said we don't bang on the walls with our toys, we don't bang on your sister either. Who wants to go outside...Good lets get our coats on, come on guys lets get our coats on...is anyone listening, get your coats on, come on guys we need hats too. and shoes, no we can't go out the door w/out shoes, no those are mommy's shoes, come on guys lets get our coats on...

[Kinipela79]

*sigh* I feel bad when my babies are sick BUT -


PLEEEEEEEASE!!! I KNOW YOU HAVE THE TROTS BUT YOU REALLY HAVE TO TRY TO MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM...YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF UNDERWEAR AND PJ PANTS!!! AND I'M RUNNING OUT OF BLANKETS TO LAY ON YOU AND THE COUCH!!!! I KNOW YOU FEEL AWFUL BUT IF YOU WOULD JUST TAKE THIS TINY BIT OF MEDICINE YOU WOULD FEEL SO MUCH BETTER!!!! OH NO - DID YOU POO AGAIN??? I DON'T WANT TO CLEAN UP YOUR DIARREA ANYMORE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

[Trishy]

IF YOU DO NOT STOP KICKING THE WALLS, JUMPING, STOMPING AND DOING ANYTHING WITH YOUR FEET THAT WILL MAKE NOISE AND DRIVE ME INSANE I AM GOING TO DUCT TAPE PILLOWS TO YOUR FEET. STOP IT RIGHT NOW! DON'T KICK ME IN THE BELLY, IT HURTS AND THERE IS A BABY IN THERE. STOP JUMPING! STOP STOMPING! DON'T KICK THE WALL, PEOPLE LIVE ON THE OTHER SIDE!

[Viola]

STOP POKING JESSIE IN THE FACE. I KNOW YOU ARE HER SISTER, I'M HER MOTHER AND I SAY STOP. SEE, SHE IS CRYING NOW, DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES IT???

[RachelGS]

STOP TURNING YOUR CUP OVER AND DUMPING OUT YOUR MILK! STOP IT! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT! STOP CLIMBING ON THE POTTY WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER! STOP PUTTING YOUR TOOTHBRUSH IN THE KITTY'S WATER DISH! AND ANOTHER THING...MY SITTING DOWN FOR TWO SECONDS DOES *not* MEAN YOU MUST NURSE IMMEDIATELY! YOU JUST NURSED! SOMETIMES A MAMA JUST NEEDS TO REST HER TIRED ASS! LEMME SIT DOWN! AND STOP DUMPING OUT YOUR CUP!

[Bladestar5]

Just because my boobs are uncovered DOESN'T mean I am inviting you to nurse. I am TRYING to bathe. Ugh.

[grumo]

MY BACK HURTS. I HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN. I HAVE TO I HAVE TO I HAVE TO. CAN'T YOU STAND RIGHT THERE ON THE WATCHING CHAIR 2 INCHES AWAY FROM ME? I CANNOT PUT YOU BACK IN THE MAYA - MY BACK HURTS. PLEASE CAN'T YOU SIT HERE RIGHT NEAR ME FOR 5 MINUTES UNTIL I AM DONE THEN WE'LL GO NURSE. CAN'T YOU SEE - I AM ABOUT TO HAVE THIS POT BOIL OVER AND I DON'T WANT TO BURN THE BISCUITS IN THE OVEN.

[waisin]

STOP WHINING!!!PLEASE STOP THROWING THINGS AT MAMA AND DADA!! PLEASE STOP HITTING ME IN THE FACE!!WE CAN'T NURSE 24 HOURS A DAY!! I NEED A BREAK!!ughhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[Kinipela79]

Watching this thread grow brings me to the conclusion that we are all long overdue for a VACATION!!!! Meet me in Mexico??? :LOL

[Bladestar5]

IF YOU DON'T WEAN SOON I AM GONNA HAVE MY BOOBS REMOVED.

[Summertime Mommy]

PLEEEASE LOOK FOR YOUR SHOES!! I DID NOT LOSE THEM. THE BABY IS SCREAMING, AND YOU CAN'T LOOK FOR YOUR OWN SHOES? OKAY FINE, I WILL FIND THEM, HERE THEY ARE. PLEASE PUT THEM ON YOURSELF, NO I CANNOT MAKE THE BABY STOP CRYING I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR 20 MINUTES, I AM SORRY THAT YOU CAN'T HEAR THE TV. PLEASE STOP PLAYING WITH THE SWING, YOU ARE GONNA BREAK IT, STOP NOW. NO, DON'T PLAY WITH THE THERAPY BALL EITHER, YOU AND YOUR SISTER ALREADY PUT ONE HOLE IN IT. UGH!! PLEASE JUST SIT STILL FOR A MINUTE SO I CAN MAKE YOUR SISTER STOP CRYING!!

[mamak]

if you don't wean soon i'm going to have my boobs removed

:LOL :LOL :LOL I so remember this feeling...it finally happened last month, and after about two weeks of rejoicing, I must admit I kind of miss it sometimes...

[Bladestar5]

I love nursing, don't get me wrong, but every 1/2 hour is ridiculous :LOL

[sadie_sabot]

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You mommas are crackin' me up. I thought this thread would make me sad but I am sitting here at work (no boss today) laughing my butt off!

Yeah.