Feel like yelling at your child? Yell at this thread instead! - Page 41

[lil_miss_understood]

HOLY CRAP!!! REALLY?!!! I CAN'T CLEAN THE FRIGGING SHOWER WITHOUT YOU POURING OUT A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO IN THE BATHTUB??!!!! WHERE THE HECK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT???!!!!

[VroomieMama]

That's one... that's 2...that's 3... ok no TV.

That's one...that's 2...that's 3... ok no computer.

That's one..that's 2...that's 3....ok no DS.

That's one...that's 2... that's 3... ok no toys.

"I'd rather do nothing than clean my room!" said my DD.


AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (yelling at magic 1,2,3) "When the heck will YOU work when it comes to help my DD cleaning her room?!?!?!?!"

[sapphire_chan]

You LOVE Daddy!!! You were freaking CRYING for him earlier, GO PLAY WITH HIM!!!!

Oh, oh I see, you're tummy hurts because you need to pee so you want me, okay, there, there, you'll feel better if you go on the potty.

The potty does not have sharks, the potty is not teasing you, c'mon just sit and pee, I swear you'll feel better!!!!

ARgh!!!!

Finally dh got her to sit, she peed a ton, and then happily played with him.

Toddlers, argh.

[Honey693]

You know why you were so crabby all day??? B?C YOU REFUSED TO NAP! Why didn't you nap? I could nap in the middle of the freeway I'm so tired, yet you refuse. WHYYYYYY???

[anj_rn]

DS - stop jumping, no you are not tigger, you need to be a boy again STOP JUMPING ON THE FURNITURE...I do not care what you ate at Grandma's house, ice cream is not needed for survival, we have no ice cream in the house, no I will not go to the store and buy some...No you are not dressed, you are only wearing socks. I realize you are not nakie, but go put on some clothes, I do not care if you like your penis hanging out GO PUT ON SOME CLOTHES OR I WILL TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL IN JUST YOUR SOCKS!!!!!

DH - I love you, but using the breast pump does not qualify as "time to myself"

DD - Please smile at mama

[Nillarilla]

Originally Posted by 4JMJ

Ds2-please, please, please just let me have 10 minutes of peace to take a shower!! I know you love to be held/carried/on me 24/7, and if they made a waterproof sling believe me i'd be all over it and bring you in with me, [/b]

http://www.theslingstation.com/watercarriers1.html

[FarmerJen]

Aww CRAP - I was laughing so hard just reading this thread that I woke up the toddler.

PLEASE GO BACK TO SLEEP...PLEASE GO BACK TO SLEEP...

[Lilypie32]

For mommy's sanity and your will to live stop digging in the poop in your butt and go efffing sit on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!! I canot stand washing your poop off the walls anymore. I cannot stand digging poop out from under your nails. Soon i will get the duct tape and tape your pants on!!!!! I have had enuf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elisheva]

Originally Posted by Lilypie32

For mommy's sanity and your will to live stop digging in the poop in your butt and go efffing sit on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!! I canot stand washing your poop off the walls anymore. I cannot stand digging poop out from under your nails. Soon i will get the duct tape and tape your pants on!!!!! I have had enuf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My ds2 puts his hand down his diaper and I often don't catch him until he's already been touching things :Puke

[MissNo]

DD1- StoptestingmeStoptestingmestoptestingme! I need five minutes away from you, your nasty behavior is making me bonkers! And LEAVE the cat ALONE!

DD2 - 4am? Really?! 4AM! AGAIN! Mommy's exhausted and YES you are taking a nap! ARGH!

[amberskyfire]

QUIT HITTING ME!! What is with this hitting me for no reason out of the blue all the time? I do all of the gentle parenting techniques they say to use and still nothing works! It's been MONTHS! What is your problem?! Why do you just sit happily playing next to me or reading a book and nothing is wrong and you just SLAP ME in the face as hard as you can out of the blue? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?!!

And dear Neighbor's Stupid Rooster:

WHY do you have to start crowing in the middle of the day EVERY SINGLE DAY - ONLY when my baby is trying to sleep? I have three words for you:
CHICKEN EFFING SOUP!!!!

[sgmom]

[4JMJ]

Originally Posted by Nillarilla

http://www.theslingstation.com/watercarriers1.html

THANK YOU, THANK YOU! I had no idea these existed!!

[Swandira]

DD -- STOP TALKING!!!! We all heard you the first seven times. Enough already! Put down your baby brother; he's too heavy for you and he gets to decide where he wants to be. And, no, I'm not going to get you yet another snack. You just ate more than your puny little body weight in food 15 minutes ago. Eating whenever you're bored is not the way to optimal health, even if you are eating fresh produce because you're bored. Find another freakin' activity! (preferably one you can do without my help)

DS2 -- if you bite me again I swear I will cry. Please don't break my nose with your giant head, either. You are the most aggressive toddler I've ever had. It's a good thing you're cute.
(p.s. Please consider letting me sleep one day. I think it might increase my milk supply. Really.)

DS1 -- So -- I guess this seemed like a good idea at the time? What did you think was going to happen? Also, if I have to answer another "what would happen if" question I'm going to explode.

Nealy
mama to T, 7; L, 4; and O, 14 months

[elisheva]

Originally Posted by amberskyfire

QUIT HITTING ME!! What is with this hitting me for no reason out of the blue all the time? I do all of the gentle parenting techniques they say to use and still nothing works! It's been MONTHS! What is your problem?! Why do you just sit happily playing next to me or reading a book and nothing is wrong and you just SLAP ME in the face as hard as you can out of the blue? WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?!!

And dear Neighbor's Stupid Rooster:

WHY do you have to start crowing in the middle of the day EVERY SINGLE DAY - ONLY when my baby is trying to sleep? I have three words for you:
CHICKEN EFFING SOUP!!!!

I think Coq au Vin would be tastier

[lil_miss_understood]

OMG DS2! SERIOUSLY!!
PANTY LINERS ARE NOT DIAPERS!!!!!!!!!! AND, EVEN IF THEY WERE, I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THEY'D WORK BY STICKING THEM TO YOUR NAKED BOTTOM!!!!
STOP WASTING MY PANTY LINERS!!!

[reezley]

If you ask for a video, and we spent time debating which video to watch, and I'm letting you watch one- then stop walking around making noises disturbing your brother while he watches it and stop coming to me when I'm having my moment of peace and GO WATCH YOUR VIDEO!!!!! Just WATCH your VIDEO!!!!!!!
Oh wait, I actually DID yell that to them. Oops. I have no patience today. But I love this thread. I'll try harder next time.

[enigo]

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
pant pant...there

[Peacemamalove]

Oh My gosh WHY WHY WHY WHY would you cut a hole in my new crocheted dress I think I am just at a loss of words as to what to say to you right now. I am so so so upset and so angry.

[RAED]

I will HOLD YOU AFTER I eat, okay?

Thank you for posting this thread! Helps me feel like I'm not a really bad momma for wanting to finish my food, go to the toilet in private, towel off after a shower, sleep, instead of holding my two cuddle bugs constantly!