Feel like yelling at your child? Yell at this thread instead! - Page 42

[MissNo]

Why oh WHY do you not sleep past 5am?!? New Rule: stay in your room until it is light out!!

DD, you peed on the kitchen floor?!?! WTH?!?!?! 4 years of attention hasn't been good enough so NOW you are peeing everywhere?!?! ARGH!

[marinak1977]

... resurrecting this from the depths. I love this thread.

... yells at the furkids. WOULD YOU STOP BICKERING OVER THE FREAKING BACKPACK DH LEFT ON THE FLOOR! IT DOESN'T NEED PROTECTION!!! AND QUIT STOPPING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AS I'M RUNNING DOWN THE STAIRS TO GET THE PHONE! I FALL FASTER THAN YOU CAN RUN!
and yells at DH AND WOULD YOU PLEASE PICK UP YOUR BACKPACK FOR THE ^&*(^%@ TIME!!! AND QUIT LEAVING DIRTY DIAPERS ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR!!!!

DS is actually being really good at the moment.

[jewelsJZ]

PLEASE BE QUIET! ALL OF YOU! I CANNOT HEAR MYSELF THINK! MY EARS MAY ACTUALLY BE BLEEDING!
WHAT PART OF "THE BABY IS ASLEEP" IS DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND??? WE DO THIS EVERY DAY. HE TAKES A NAP AND YOU TWO HAVE QUIET TIME. DD, SCREAMING AT YOUR "MY LITTLE PONY" HOUSE BECAUSE THE DOOR WON'T SHUT PROPERLY WHILE YOUR BABY BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP IN THE NEXT ROOM IS [B]NOT[B] BEING QUIET!!!!!!
DS, YOU ARE 6 YEARS OLD, WHEN DO YOU THINK YOU WILL STOP THROWING BIGGER FITS THAN THE TODDLER? YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS. YOUR YOUNGER SISTERS' FRIENDS AND THEIR MOTHERS ARE STARING AT YOU IN AMAZEMENT. IT'S EMBARRASSING!
WEATHER, PLEASE STOP BEING SO FREAKING HOT SO THESE KIDS CAN PLAY OUTSIDE FOR MORE THAN 15 MINUTES WITHOUT FALLING OVER FROM HEAT STROKE! THEY HAVE A LOT OF ENERGY THEY NEED TO RELEASE. THIS IS AS BAD AS BEING COOPED UP INSIDE DURING THE WINTER. EXCEPT IT'S SUMMER AND SO IT IS MORE TORTUROUS!

ok, that is all.

[~Charlie's~Angel~]

OH WOW, I was thinking of this thread the other day. I thought it got lost....

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPP, JUST STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP, stop whining, stop screaming, stop hitting eachother, stop throwing yourself on the floor and hurting yourself more, and for the love of GOD GO TO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!

NO, you can't ride the lawn mower. SORRRYYY!!! WE ARE GOING HOME NOW!!!! I DONT CARE if you dont want me. I WANT TO GO HOME NOW!!!!!

[Surfacing]

These days my yelling is on the outside... ahem... gotta change it back to inner dialogue...

[nola79]

Be quiet! The baby is sleeping!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(OK, THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE IN CAPS, BUT IT'S NOT COMING OUT RIGHT)!

[SheSpeeds]

Originally Posted by Bearsmama

PLEASE LET ME WIPE MY BUTT AND THEN I CAN HOLD YOU.

HA HA HA HA HA!!! Relatably, HA HA HA!!

[mamarhu]

I am hot. I am sweating. I am extremely grumpy. I am not patient today. I am not nice today. Please wait till this heat wave is over to ask anything more of me

[bellytobelly]

OMG! This post is SUCH a great idea!  I see that no one has posted in over a year, but I'm gonna revive this baby!  DH and I have been working realllllly hard on using a calmer tone and more patience with our kiddos, but sometimes I just need to get it out!!  Yelling into a pillow in the bathroom is somewhat helpful...but this is SO much better!  Here goes..

WHAT THE HECK ARE U DOING????? WHY, WHY, WHY DO U DUMP OUT EVERY SINGLE CUP OF LIQUID WITHIN 100 FEET OF YOU? SERIOUSLY...A 32 OZ CUP OF *GOOD* WATER, ON THE CARPET, FOR NO REASON!  OHHHH, NO, I SEE THE REASON...SO U CAN SLAP UR HANDS IN IT EXACTLY 3 TIMES, AND THEN YELL YOUR LITTLE HEART OUT FOR MOMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO CLEAN IT UP! R U FRICKING KIDDING ME?!?!  bUT HEY, IT'S ONLY THE 3RD TIME YOU'VE DNE THAT IN THE LAT 3 HOURS....NO BIG DEAL, RIGHT?!   GRRRRRRRRRR!

[journeymom]

Dd, quit being a neurotic priss!  No one can whistle around you, your brother can barely breath around you, it's nuts. 

DH, DONT YOU DARE POUT WHEN I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX. SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU'RE GETTING IT AN AVERAGE OF EVERY OTHER DAY. SURELY, SURELY YOU CAN MANAGE 3 DAYS IN A ROW WHEN IVE GOT MY PERIOD???  WE'VE BEEN AT THIS HOW LONG AND YOU STILL CANT COPE WITHOUT GETTING MOODY AND CRANKY? HUSBAND! MEET MISTER HAND! GET ON WITH IT!

[~Boudicca~]

Originally Posted by journeymom 

Dd, quit being a neurotic priss!  No one can whistle around you, your brother can barely breath around you, it's nuts. 

DH, DONT YOU DARE POUT WHEN I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX. SERIOUSLY DUDE YOU'RE GETTING IT AN AVERAGE OF EVERY OTHER DAY. SURELY, SURELY YOU CAN MANAGE 3 DAYS IN A ROW WHEN IVE GOT MY PERIOD???  WE'VE BEEN AT THIS HOW LONG AND YOU STILL CANT COPE WITHOUT GETTING MOODY AND CRANKY? HUSBAND! MEET MISTER HAND! GET ON WITH IT!

We must be living a parallel life because I could have written your post!

[Tonia Starr]

IF YOU POP ONE MORE FREAKING KEY OFF MY LAPTOP IM GOING TO THROW YOU OUT A WINDOW!!!!!!

[philomom]

Originally Posted by Tonia Starr 

IM GOING TO THROW YOU OUT A WINDOW!!!!!!

Don't you love the word defenestrate?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration

[bellytobelly]

SO glad to see that others are joining in!  It's such a relief that know that I'm not the only mom dealing with this stuff!  For today...

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND RIGHT IN THIS WORLD!!! LEAVE! ME! ALONE! YES, NOW!  OMG, I HAVE TO GET SOME WORK DONE FOR DADDY'S BUSINESS, OR WE WILL BE HUNGRY AND HOMELESS!!  YES, LYING ON THE FLOOR KICKING THE WALL IS ANNOYING ME!  AND IF YOU COME BACK IN TO ASK ME ONE MORE QUESTION LIKE "I CANT DECIDE WHAT GAME TO PLAY, WHAT DO U THINK I SHOULD DO?" I'M GONNA LOSE IT...BIIIIG TIME!!!!  SERIOUSLY CHILD...THEY TELL ME AT SCHOOL THAT YOU'RE GIFTED...YET YOU CANT SEEM TO HANDLE THE CONCEPT OF "WHEN THE DOOR IS SHUT, I'M WORKING" HOW HARD CAN IE BE?!?!?!?!?!?!?  YES, I KNOW U WANT ME TO PLAY OUTSIDE, I KNOW IT'S A REALLY NICE DAY, BUT I HAVE TO GET THIS DONE...AND IF YOU'D STOP COMING IN HERE EVERY 2 AND A HALF F%$&ING MINUTES I MIGHT ACTUALLY FINISH IN TIME TO COME PLAY WITH U!!  WHICH IS WHAT I'D MUCH RATHER BE DOING ANYWAY!!!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh....that felt fantastic! :o)

[bellytobelly]

Originally Posted by journeymom 

Dd, quit being a neurotic priss!  No one can whistle around you, your brother can barely breath around you, it's nuts. 

ROTFLMAO.  Ohmigosh, this is my 7 year old!!  She actually moved to the back seat in the minivan at a stoplight, because her sleeping brother's breathing was too loud- he's 2!  Hang in there...I'm told it gets better...?!

[Aletheia]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP LICKING THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SNOWBOOTS! 

DS2, 3 y.o,  likes to lick the dirty snow off the bottom of his boots when we get home from walking outside.  Every day.  I actually heard myself yell this to him upon arriving home today, and put it on my to do list to seek out this thread and add it to the mix.

I've sure said a lot of things as a parent that I never thought I'd say.

[mommy212]

THE FIRST ANSWER IS THE SAME ANSWER, ALWAYS, THE ANSWER STAYS NO! THE SEVENTH TIME IT'S STILL NO! STOP ASKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! argh!!!!! HURRY HURRY GET YOUR SHOES ON WE HAVE TO GO FAST HURRY! omgggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xerxella]

That isn't a WHY question!!!!!!! 

It just is what it is!!!!!

[mommy212]

please just go in this door... no we can't go in the other door, can we please just go in this door? IT LEADS TO SAME SAME f-ING PLACE, auoyer(*guf(*&df&%aed^!!!!

[LynnS6]

QUIT TALKING AND JUST GET YOUR READING DONE! DO NOT TALK TO YOUR SISTER. DO NOT POKE HER. DO NOT READ RANDOM LINES FROM YOUR BOOK TO YOUR BROTHER. HE'S DISTRACTABLE ENOUGH AS IT IS. JUST SHUT UP AND READ! YOU CANNOT READ WHILE YOU ARE TALKING. NO, I DON'T BELIEVE YOU CAN.

YOU ARE 10 BLEEPING YEARS OLD. WHY DO I HAVE TO KEEP REMINDING YOU OF EVERY BLEEPING STEP OF THE BEDTIME ROUTINE!

WHEN I SAY "GET READY TO GO" I MEAN FIND YOUR SHOES, GO TO THE BATHROOM, PUT YOUR COAT ON, AND BRING WHATEVER  YOU NEED. I DO NOT MEAN "SIT FOR 5 MORE MINUTES IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER UNTIL YOUR MOM GOES COMPLETELY BONKERS." NO, YOU MAY NOT GO BACK IN THE HOUSE FOR YOUR BOOK AND YOUR BOOKLIGHT. I TOLD YOU TO GET ALL YOUR STUFF READY 5 MINUTES AGO AND NOW WE ARE GOING TO BE LATE.

REALLY ? YOU ARE 10. DO YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK THE 1/2 BLOCK FROM THE SCHOOL BUS STOP TO OUR HOUSE ANY TIME THIS YEAR? I HATE HAVING TO GO OUT AND SPEND ANYWHERE FROM 5-20 MINUTES WAITING FOR THE SCHOOL BUS TO ARRIVE SIMPLY TO HAVE YOU IGNORE ME ALL THE WAY HOME.

BE QUIET AND GO TO SLEEP. I STILL HAVE 130 PAPERS TO GRADE BY TUESDAY.