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post #901 of 1059
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Originally Posted by oceanbaby View Post

WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO YELL BEFORE YOU LISTEN TO ME?!?!?!?!?!?


This my 3 year old son EVERYDAY!!

post #902 of 1059
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Originally Posted by journeymom View Post



This is so familiar!  I've bought so many boxes of colored pencils.  It's not that I don't expect them to get lost occasionally but it's just MADDENING how quickly they disappear, and no one has a clue where they could be. 

 

Maybe I was odd (well, I know I was odd) but I managed to use the same box the whole year when I was a kid. 



I was odd too then cause so did I...and she had them in her room lol.

 

post #903 of 1059

THE BUS IS COMING IN THREE MINUTES STOP BRUSHING YOUR HAIR!! YOU CAN FINISH YOUR HAIR IN THE BUS OR AT SCHOOL.  I CANT HELP WHAT TIME THE BUS COMES WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT??? FINE DONT DRINK THE HOT CHOCOLATE I BROUGHT OUT TO YOU SO YOU WOULD BE WARM WAITING FOR THE BUS. DO YOU KNOW HOW LUCKY YOU ARE TO HAVE A MOTHER WHO EVEN CARES ABOUT THESE THINGS?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHERES YOUR HOODIE?? HOW SHOULD I KNOW???? KEEP TRACK OF YOUR OWN THINGS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I SHOUDLVE REMINDED YOU REMIND YOURSELF!! YOU ARE A HONOR STUDENT SO YOU DONT NEED YOUR MOM TO BRING YOUR STUPID HOODIE FOR YOU AAAARRRGGGH AND NO FOR THE LOVE OF CHEESE NO MORE FRED: THE SHOW OR MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE...AND I USED TO THINK NOTHING COULD BE WORSE THAN CAILLOU LMAO

post #904 of 1059

@Dr.Worm OH GOD FRED.  My niece watches this.  It physically pains me to have it on.  I find myself wincing and actually welcoming the commercials.

post #905 of 1059
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Originally Posted by branditopolis View Post

@Dr.Worm OH GOD FRED.  My niece watches this.  It physically pains me to have it on.  I find myself wincing and actually welcoming the commercials.



Yeah lol..the show is not even funny....I just don't get it.

 

post #906 of 1059
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Originally Posted by branditopolis View Post

@Dr.Worm OH GOD FRED.  My niece watches this.  It physically pains me to have it on.  I find myself wincing and actually welcoming the commercials.



I just made a note to never allow my ds to watch this. Thank goodness we don't have a TV!

post #907 of 1059

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

i hope that get's rid a week full of feeling like yelling..when I get pms, I yell all the time at anybody

post #908 of 1059

BE QUIET AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!!

 

When we ask you not to sing loudly while brushing your teeth, starting to whistle does not help! You can't whistle and brush or floss your teeth! And then, when you are brushing your teeth, do you have to hum at the exact same pitch as the electric toothbrush?!! Can't you just be QUIET for 2 minutes and BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!!!!

 

 

edited because "Be quiet and brush your teet" is something very different.


Edited by LynnS6 - 3/4/12 at 8:25pm
post #909 of 1059
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Originally Posted by Super~Single~Mama View Post



I just made a note to never allow my ds to watch this. Thank goodness we don't have a TV!



Never waver from this!!! I regret tv all the time!!!!

 

post #910 of 1059

Indy... CHEWING IS NOT NURSING!!!  AND _WHY_ DO YOU HAVE TO  SPEND 4AM TO 6AM CRYING EVERY SECOND YOU'RE NOT LATCHED ON? (AND CHEWING!!!)  IT HURTS AND I CAN'T SLEEP!!!!

 

Savannah... WHY DO YOU HAVE TO COME TO MY ROOM WHINING AS SOON AS INDY SETTLES BACK DOWN AT 6AM?  AND NO, ONCE YOU WAKE INDY UP, YOU CAN'T START OVER!!!!!!!  ARRRGH!!!

 

I'M PREGNANT, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!  I NEED MY SLEEP!!!!!

post #911 of 1059
When I tell you to stop, STOP! STOP kicking like a maniac every time I change you or dress you! Stop knocking Nana's lamp over! Stop slamming her TV cabinet doors open. We live here for now but this is not our house and it's not nice to break other peoples' things! JUST STOP! I should be able to just tell you and have you stop the first time! I shouldn't have to tell you 20 times and have to switch to screaming at the top of my lungs every single time. I shouldn't have to whack you on the hands every time because you choose not to listen to me! I know you know what I'm saying. Stop staring at me and ignoring me!!!!
post #912 of 1059
To my 16 year old.....



Fine! The silent treatment is better than your cursing from a couple of days ago. It's not original.. I tried it on my parents, too.









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Sigh. I have loved every stage of my kids but this 16 year ds is really giving me a run for it. :(I hear they grow up. Right?
post #913 of 1059

STOP SCREAMING! YOU ATE ALREADY! AND YOU GET BREAKFAST AT SCHOOL!

 

I'm not enjoying this 3yo thing. It kinda sucks.

post #914 of 1059

please.  just let me go to the bathroom without having to sing you a song or make faces at you while you're sitting 4 ft. away.  I need some space, man.

post #915 of 1059
STOP SINGING! It's lovely but I don't need to hear the Star Spangled Banner at full volume. I'm trying to grade papers!!!!
post #916 of 1059

please put that down, it's not yours. everything you touch ends up broken somehow! STOP BREAKING EVERYTHING!!!! IN FACT, JUST STOP TOUCHING THINGS!!!!! 

post #917 of 1059

Oh yay! Here we go..

 

PLEASE! for GODDESS SAKE dont hit me. STOP ARGUING with each other before Momma takes a suprize trip to the beach ( or maybe the bar! ) without you wild animals! PLEASE PLEASE stop CALLING ' Mama.. Mama  MAMA ' every few seconds...Im going to change my NAME! (lol) STOP making me have to tell you 1000 f'in times to get ready for BEDPLEASE DONT PLOW YOUR HARD LITTLE HEAD INTO MY BOOBS! OUCH SON!! damn it..

 

Eat it..its good. YES YOU DO LIKE IT!  YOU JUST HAD IT YESTERDAY!!!!  STOP throwing things when your ANGRY!! IF Mommy did that, our house would be EMPTY!!!

 

AHHHHHH! Please, can mommy poop??? It will only take a few minutes..please? YES, poop stinks! Yours does too but I wipe your stinky butt several times each day..how do you think i feel? If you begged me to come in here while i pooped so you could read to me...DONT COMPLAIN!!

 

 

Now, thats much better. thumb.gif

post #918 of 1059



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Originally Posted by MadelinesMama View Post

Please stop talking for 5 mins.  I'm serious.  I cannot stand to hear another word come out of your mouth!!!

 



I totally feel your pain. My DD is 6 and Never. Shuts. Her. Mouth. She has a way of turning a 30 second story into a 30 minute story ( if im lucky! ) that just gives me the worst throbbing headaches. And she tends to talk very monotoned which makes the headache even worse. This child talks herself to sleep..everynight. She literally gasps for breaths in between her sentences ( more like paragraphs ). And the fact that she has ADHD does not help the situation out at all. lol.gif

 

If we're in the car ( which is the worst place to be with a constant talker..no escape! ) I will have to say ' Hush, we're going to listen to some music now ' and if she talks, i turn up the volume..and sometimes that doesnt even help. The kid just cant take a hint.

 

DD (blahblah.gif ) + DS (bouncy.gif )  + DH ( confused.gif ) = Me banghead.gif        Ah, the mathmatics of motherhood ( and marriage ). If only they could have taught us THAT in school. winky.gif

 

post #919 of 1059

WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT?!

post #920 of 1059

No one, it was learned. Lol! I had to figure it out as i went along. Ugh. Ive never been very good at math.  ROTFLMAO.gif

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