We sleep together. I woke up with you nestled so far up my armpit I was afraid you were not breathing for a second there. Then we nursed. Then we went for a walk. Then we came home, and you were asleep for .5 seconds, then we snuggled and lounged. Then we nursed. Then we snuggled some more. Then I carried you about while I tidied up. Then I tried to put you down for your nap but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... so we snuggled. And we lounged. We played with your favorite toys. Then you slept for 30 minutes - oh BOY! I HAVE JUST NOW GOTTEN THE TOILET BOWLS SOAKING, THE CAT BOXES NEED TO BE CLEANED, YOUR PAPA WILL WANT DINNER SOMETIME THE WEEK, I DO NOT NEED TO BE HOLDING YOU EVER SECOND OF YOUR LIFE YOU WILL NOT DIE!!!! Stop looking so pitiful when I set you down, it hurts Mama's heart, damnit. And stop grinning at me like that when I pick you up. If you weren't so pretty I'd swear the little folk left you, you're so much trouble.