Feel like yelling at your child? Yell at this thread instead! - Page 47

[MrsGregory]

We sleep together.  I woke up with you nestled so far up my armpit I was afraid you were not breathing for a second there.  Then we nursed.  Then we went for a walk.  Then we came home, and you were asleep for .5 seconds, then we snuggled and lounged.  Then we nursed.  Then we snuggled some more.  Then I carried you about while I tidied up.  Then I tried to put you down for your nap but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...  so we snuggled.  And we lounged.  We played with your favorite toys.  Then you slept for 30 minutes - oh BOY!  I HAVE JUST NOW GOTTEN THE TOILET BOWLS SOAKING, THE CAT BOXES NEED TO BE  CLEANED, YOUR PAPA WILL WANT DINNER SOMETIME THE WEEK, I DO NOT NEED TO BE HOLDING YOU EVER SECOND OF YOUR LIFE YOU WILL NOT DIE!!!!  Stop looking so pitiful when I set you down, it hurts Mama's heart, damnit.  And stop grinning at me like that when I pick you up.  If you weren't so pretty I'd swear the little folk left you, you're so much trouble.

[amberskyfire]

OMG SHUT UP! I am ON THE PHONE! You are four years old! You are old enough to understand that when someone is on the phone, you DON'T BOTHER THEM! WHY do I have to tell you that EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! I am so sick and tired of you going into full-on panic mode the second I get on the phone and start asking me hundreds of unimportant and inane questions SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU KNOW I WILL NOT GIVE YOU ATTENTION!!! You are freaking driving me insane! I don't care if you think yogurt should be pink instead of white! I don't care if there is a fly in the window! I don't care if there is a freaking blue car parked in the neighbor's driveway! Get over your obsessive need for attention for FIVE MINUTES, would you?!

SHUT. UP. I just want to hear the person on the other end of the line!

[lilbutterfly]

Please listen to mummy, Please let me put your clothes on, (child running around naked).Please eat ,...Please dont touch mummy computer,go play with your Ipad,Please dont run with your DS in your hand(child runs,trips,DS broken, second day she got it).Please get in the car,(child goes everywhere in the car) Dont beep the horn(BEEP BEEP BEEP).

Hold mummy's hand when we cross the street!Please listen to mummy please ..CHild: I'm listening! and doing what she wants.

[Thing1Thing2]

Can we yell at our significant others on here too? LOL!!

[journeymom]

Originally Posted by Thing1Thing2 

Can we yell at our significant others on here too? LOL!!

Absolutely!  I have. It was very satisfying. 

[MrsGregory]

Originally Posted by Thing1Thing2 

Can we yell at our significant others on here too? LOL!!

I was wondering where the "Yell at this thread instead of your significant other" thread was.

Dearest, you are one stupid mistake from being hit in the head.  Seriously!!!!

[potatofairy]

Stop shitting in your pants because you're too busy playing to take a crap!! I am sick of cleaning your GIANT MAN SIZED TURDS out of your underwear, I spent years handwashing cloth diapers- I AM DONE! You are four! Take a dump like a regular dude already.

I throw out your cool Cars underpants when you crap in them; I don't care if they DO have Mater on them.

[MotherCrab]

Please stop disagreeing with me on EVERYTHING. Stop telling me NO to EVERYTHING. Stop making me feel like the worst mom ever.

[purplerose]

#1-stop with the freaking drama and lies! i hardly believe anything you say anymore. and everyone in the world is NOT against you.

#2-stop argueing with dad constantly. I swear I'm gonna knock yer heads together. and stop being so damned logical-it makes me look bad.

#3-stop crying everytime things don't go your way and stop being a brat to your big sisters and they might actually like you.

#4-PLEASE SLEEP AT NIGHT. and not bite my boobs anymore.

dh-PLEASE HELP ME SLEEP. and when you say you'll do something, please do it bc i count on you to help our life run smoothly.

dogs(3 labs)-stop walking across the hardwood floor the whole time I am trying to sleep and stop laying in the damn doorways all the time. i hate you right now.

[philomom]

Sigh... can you please save stomping around the house for some day when I'm not PMSing?!

[sunnygir1]

Why do you destroy all your toys and all of the non-toy things you play with?  Why is there so much mud and dirt EVERYWHERE?  Why is your room such a disaster EVERY DAY!  And WHY won't you take a nap when you are obviously WAY too tired to function?  AAAAARGH!

[journeymom]

Originally Posted by purplerose 

dogs(3 labs)-stop walking across the hardwood floor the whole time I am trying to sleep and stop laying in the damn doorways all the time. i hate you right now.

Are you referring to the clatter of toe nails??  Oh my word, "click click click click click click click click... click click click click click click click click...click click click click click click click click..." back and forth, and it's loud!  I've got only the one dog, three big dogs must be maddening!

My old dog (14 y.o.?) can't/won't get out of the way anymore, and it's going to cause a disaster one of these days. He shadows me when I'm making dinner, because chunks of apples,carrots and potatoes have always mysteriously tumbled to the floor when he shows up.  By shadowing me, I mean he's always within 3 feet of me, even though I'm quickly walking from the fridge to the stove to the dishwasher to the knife drawer, etc.  I turn around and walk and he's right there! He used to hop out of the way. Now he just stands there. I'm going to pull a blazing hot pan full of sizzling, spitting chicken out of the oven, turn to walk, and tumble over him.  I just prey that the pan goes flying away and doesn't scorch anyone. 

I complain to him, too, like he hasn't been deaf for years now.  "Would you get out of the way!"  "Must you stand right there?"  "Dammit, dog, you're going to be the death of us both."

[Storm Bride]

It's been a while, but...

DS2: KEEP YOUR BODY TO YOURSELF!!!  Yes - this means hands. Yes - this means feet. Yes - this means knees and elbows. This means EVERYTHING!!  This means the toy you're holding. This means the belt you're whipping around. This means the stick you're threatening your sister with, while laughing your head off. KEEP YOUR BODY AND ANYTHING THAT YOU ARE IN CONTACT WITH TO YOURSELF!!!! How many thousands of times do we have to say it??? You're making your big sister cry every single day. Somtimes, you're making your little sister cry. Enough is enough is enough is enough!!! STOP HURTING PEOPLE!!!!

And, while I'm at it, the fact that I dumped the rest of your Easter candy, after warning you about it, does not make me a female canine. I don't talk to you like that - don't talk to me like that!!  

There is also no excuse for smashing bottles on the street or the patio (both of which have happened in the last week). It is NOT okay to break toys. And, stop, stop, stop tearing up and scribbling on your sister's artwork!!!. You are almost seven years old, and this has to stop!!!!

This child is going to drive me insane. I'm pretty sure of it.

Oh, and...

DD1: I love you dearly. You're an amazing little (big?) girl. But, stop having the major meldowns. I can't cope with a hysterical fit every time you brush your hair (or we suggest cutting it), and every time one of your friends looks at you funny, and every time your brother says something snarky, and every time you hurt yourself because you're rough-housing, and every time you have trouble explaining something to us, and every time you don't like a consequence. Being upset is understandable, but the 15-30 minute fits are getting OLD.

[purplerose]

yes!! i can't stand it! two of mine are "stalkers" and hang out in the key spots in the kitchen. they all know to stand at me when i get out the cutting board LOL i guess it's all typical but it's just driving me nutso lately. the very rare chance i get to *try* to nap is ruined by the dogs lol (I'm a light sleeper, unfortuneately).

one of my mom's dogs went blind recently and she wears a bell on her shoe. at least mine don't have any special needs!

 

Originally Posted by journeymom 

Are you referring to the clatter of toe nails??  Oh my word, "click click click click click click click click... click click click click click click click click...click click click click click click click click..." back and forth, and it's loud!  I've got only the one dog, three big dogs must be maddening!

My old dog (14 y.o.?) can't/won't get out of the way anymore, and it's going to cause a disaster one of these days. He shadows me when I'm making dinner, because chunks of apples,carrots and potatoes have always mysteriously tumbled to the floor when he shows up.  By shadowing me, I mean he's always within 3 feet of me, even though I'm quickly walking from the fridge to the stove to the dishwasher to the knife drawer, etc.  I turn around and walk and he's right there! He used to hop out of the way. Now he just stands there. I'm going to pull a blazing hot pan full of sizzling, spitting chicken out of the oven, turn to walk, and tumble over him.  I just prey that the pan goes flying away and doesn't scorch anyone. 

I complain to him, too, like he hasn't been deaf for years now.  "Would you get out of the way!"  "Must you stand right there?"  "Dammit, dog, you're going to be the death of us both."

[Super~Single~Mama]

STOP THROWING FOOD ON THE FLOOR!!!! At this rate you'll be in time out for the rest of your life!!!!!

[SunnyPerch]

For the love of god, PLEASE let me brush your friggin' teeth already! It will only take ONE MINUTE and we've already been fighting about it for THIRTY MINUTES now!!!  Are you waiting for my head to spin?!?!

And don't stick your fingers in your butt crack! It's not sanitary, and even though you don't know what that word means, just trust me on this!!

[Super~Single~Mama]

STOP IT!!! NOT ONLY DO YOU SHIT YOURSELF DAILY NOW - YOU CAN'T TOUCH ANYTHING WITHOUT DESTROYING IT! I AM NEVER HAVING MORECHILDREN BECAUSE OFYOU!!

For the love of god, PLEASE let this horrible awful phase pass already!!! Nothing works, and I'm beginning to HATE parenting!

[Mittsy]

DS, seriously!! I'm leaving in 30min, I realize the neighbor fixing his car is interesting but I still need to make something for everyone to eat! No I will not leave you out here alone while I cook. WHY?!! Because you're 5, and we live near a major road. No dad can't cook, so we really should go home so everyone doesn't starve tonight...

[LoveOurBabies]

DS 4 weeks old Sleep already! Just stay asleep! Aren't you tired from the SIX hours of non-stop rock/nurse/nod off for 60 seconds/rock/nurse because I bloody well am! It's 1:30am and I swear if you wake up again from now till 2am, I'm gonna commit myself.

DD 3yo: Stop screaming like somebody slapped you EVERY. SINGLE. FUDGING. TIME you don't get your way! And stop taking your sisters stuff. Stop snatching and ripping their stuff and they may actually WANT to play with you. And please, please......... Take a dump in the toilet, not in your night time diaper. It really isn't fun washing your arse for 5 minutes while your brother screams in the background.

DD 5yo: Pleeeeeeeeeeeease go for five minutes without getting offended and bringing on the water works by anything your dad or I say or ask you to do. OMG. THE WORLD IS NOT AGAINST YOU. I asked you to say cucumber in another language because I wanted to see if you could pronounce it (because your sister had trouble saying it) and you started to cry and begged to know WHY you had to say it! It's one word.. Takes two seconds to attempt to say it.. Why could you not do it without a meltdown? What is going to happen when you go to school and are asked to do things?

DD 7yo: Stop back answering your father. It's getting old my dear. And the half an hour silent treatment tantrums are NOT on.

P.S I love you all. Mama is going mad though

[Katie8681]

OH MY GOD why do you immediately go for the one thing in the room I don't want you to touch? Why don't you like the play enclosure WHY WHY WHY? It's a huge fenced in area, it has fun stuff in it, it's great!

DH WHY WHY WHY do you not accept that this house needs to be better childproofed???? I am sick of trying to protect your sh!t that you refuse to put in safe places! We have a baby! Things are different and the house needs to be organized differently! GET OVER IT.

I know this thread is for yelling at children but I'm pissed off at DH too.