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post #981 of 1059

BE QUIET!!!

 

 

That is all.

post #982 of 1059

PLEASE LEARN TO TALK LIKE....YESTERDAY! I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND WHY YOU TURNED INTO A MONSTER TODDLER TODAY!!!!! Okay, I feel better now.
 

post #983 of 1059
You may not use your cell phone to curse at your sister. Do it again and I will shut your phone off! irked.gif
post #984 of 1059

STOP WITH THE "NO NIGHT-NIGHT!!!!!" You can't walk in a straight line and you're acting like an obnoxious maniac!!! GO TO SLEEP!!!!!

 

and

 

JUST USE THE FRIGGING POTTY ALREADY!!!!!!!! 

post #985 of 1059
STOP PINCHING! JUST STOP! So help me god I will turn this car around and we will stop nursing RIGHT NOW!
post #986 of 1059

STOP RUNNNNNING THE GIANT METAL DUMPTRUCK UP AND DOWN THE HALLWAY.

STOP RUNNING. STOP CRASHING.

Stop filling it with shoes, blocks, fish food, and other random objects, and stop SMASHING it into the ground and crashing into your brother.

I am SO MAD at my awesome friend who bought you that truck.

STOP RUNNING STOP SMASHING STOP CRASHING STOP RUUUUUNNNNNIINNNG AND CRRAAAASSHHING.

AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

post #987 of 1059

Dear Daughter, 

 

You are unbelievably hypocritical!  You would go ballistic if your little brother poked you every time he walked past you like that.  YOU ARE SEVENTEEN YEARS OLD, NOT SEVEN!  Now STOP IT! IT'S INSANE!   

 

Cheezus. You get this impulse from your father, not me.  irked.gif

post #988 of 1059

STOP DEMANDING SO MUCH FROM ME ALL DAY LONG!!!! I AM ONLY ONE PERSON WITH TWO HANDS.  i CANNOT DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE. AND I DO NOT HAVE TO DROP EVERYTHING TO GET WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOU ARE DEMANDING.
 

post #989 of 1059

STOP. WITH THE CONSTANT. WHINING!!!!!!! EAT YOUR BREAKFAST!!! PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES!!! BRUSH YOUR DANG TEETH!!! SIT DOWN IN YOUR CAR SEAT!!! LET'S GO!!! WE NEED TO LEAVE! EAT YOUR FREAKIN' DINNER!!!! STOP WHINING. GO TO SLEEP! ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

post #990 of 1059

I'VE SERIOUSLY HAD TO GO OUTSIDE AND CALM DOWN 3 TIMES SO AS NOT TO SCREAM AT YOU TWO, TAKE IT EASY ON ME TODAY!! I'M FIGHTING A URGE TO JUST RUN AWAY RIGHT NOW!

 

Why is it some parents make keeping their act together look so damn easy, and with me it's such a struggle no matter how hard I try? :(

post #991 of 1059

STOP TOUCHING MAMA!

 

gloomy.gif
 

post #992 of 1059

GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!!  YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY TIRED, YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL, GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!

post #993 of 1059

To DS: STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR PENIS IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!!!! STOP!!!! I'M TIRED OF SEEING YOUR WINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

post #994 of 1059

PUT YOUR LEGS DOWN NOW! 20 minutes later ABRYN! YOUR LEGS! YOU ARE COMPULSIVELY SHOWING YOUR CROTCH TO OTHER PEOPLE AND IT *&^**^&%$%ING PISSES ME OFF! YOU ARE A LITTLE GIRL, NOT A TRAMP! I DONT WANT OTHER PEOPLE THINKING YOUVE BEEN TOUCHED IN PLACES YOU SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BECAUSE OF THIS CRAZY ACT THAT YOU'VE GOTTEN ME TO RESPOND TO EVERY TIME. 20 minutes later ABRYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

....this might seem odd but lately it's a common occurence after my six year old started exploring herself.................................^^&**^%^%

post #995 of 1059
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Originally Posted by Tmaynard1 View Post

PUT YOUR LEGS DOWN NOW! 20 minutes later ABRYN! YOUR LEGS! YOU ARE COMPULSIVELY SHOWING YOUR CROTCH TO OTHER PEOPLE AND IT *&^**^&%$%ING PISSES ME OFF! YOU ARE A LITTLE GIRL, NOT A TRAMP! I DONT WANT OTHER PEOPLE THINKING YOUVE BEEN TOUCHED IN PLACES YOU SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN ALL BECAUSE OF THIS CRAZY ACT THAT YOU'VE GOTTEN ME TO RESPOND TO EVERY TIME. 20 minutes later ABRYN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

....this might seem odd but lately it's a common occurence after my six year old started exploring herself.................................^^&**^%^%


Oh my gosh, this was us ALL THROUGH Target today. GUH! Never again is she allowed to wear a dress without long shorts underneath.

post #996 of 1059

thank you for that! I was hoping not to offend anyone but this is the only thing lately that she really has a finger on my button about and it just drives me nuts.
 

post #997 of 1059

teens:stop being lazy. stop being dramatic. you freak out like the world is ending and hours later it is a-ok. stop hating on your little sister.

pre-teen:stop being obnoxious to your sisters. stop being loud. stop saying weird things.

baby: STOP WAKING UP ALL NIGHT.

dh: stop telling me you'll do things that aren't going to happen...if you don't know, just don't tell me. and stop working so much. and go to the doctor and get treated for your arthritis bc it's not just hurting *you*. also, stop snoring.

dogs: stop freaking walking on the hardwood floor all night, and licking yourselves when i am trying to sleep. i hate you right now.

post #998 of 1059
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Originally Posted by amberskyfire View Post

DD: OMG! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Why do you scream "NO" every time I ask you to do something?! SERIOUSLY! And stop smearing your food all over your face when you eat! You are FOUR FREAKIN' YEARS OLD! Not twelve months old! You should be over this $#@& by now! I'm tired of bathing you twice a day because you've smeared food in your hair AGAIN!

 

DH: I love being a mom, but don't you ever come home and say that your cushy job is harder than "getting to play with kids all day in your pajamas." It's not a f&%$#ing slumber party! "Playing" as you so sweetly put it means having to sing "Row Row Row Your Boat" for the 3187346461th time that day, making slime - AGAIN -, cleaning up vomit, wiping snot, trying to figure out how to cook a meal without the baby screaming bloody murder because he's been put down, forgetting to feed myself and being in my pajamas when you get home not because "OMG, I can stay in my pajamas all day, this is great!" but because I WASN'T PHYSICALLY CAPABLE of finding a moment in which to clean the filth off of my body! What, you think I actually LIKE smelling like this? Stop sighing and rolling your eyes because I hand you the baby and beg for FIVE MINUTES in the shower!
 

 

I am dying over here!!!!! Oh my god. You are an absolute freaking classic! ROTFLMAO.gif

 

THANK YOU ever so much for the laugh mama. Wow. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I really needed to laugh. love.gif

 

P.S I echo your exact sentiments xxx

post #999 of 1059
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Originally Posted by uncertain View Post

ROTFLMAO.gif

 

To this I will add, I don't care that you are sooo tired from traveling for work.  Even sitting in an airport waiting room sounds like the most luxurious vacation right about now so stop telling me that you are *so sick* of eating restaurant food and having to work nights while on the road.  Really.  Because I am *this* close to gouging out your eyeballs because today in Target I had three children who had to poo simultaneously and that SUCKED.

 

Bwahahahahahaha!!! ROTFLMAO.gif Oh man, that does suck. Very, very much.

post #1000 of 1059

when both parents think theyre right and that the other is wrong, i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and ur child looks at u lyk what r u guys doing????greensad.gif
 

or, stop moaning every five minutes!!! toddler.gifim not carrying u! spiderman doesnt go up every half an hour!!!fencing.gif (3am) i am not getting u cereal!!! u shud of eaten dinner!!! mecry.gifgrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr death of me dailyblahblah.gifdizzy.gif feel lyk screaming

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