phallic gumdrops... bahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

i haven't seen boobah - and i'm not feeling bad about that... there was an interview with their creator on npr and that was suffiecient to turn me off. i hate teletubbies with their goofy gibberish-baby talk and their creepy pink custard... and that vacuum thing...
i'm starting to really wonder about some of pbs' programming lately. ita with mamathistle and the other posters about whiny caillou - i can't stand him either - and i banned dragon tales from our house too after sitting through one too many episodes with whiny ord and those annoying 2-headed-drangon-siblings-whose-names-i-can't-remember... i get the idea that there's no violence, and it's a mostly harmless show, but i don't need to promote whining; and i frankly can't deal with screechy creatures going "looooooooove iiiiiiit!!!" every few minutes.
we just stick to our blue's clues videos with steve (no joe!)
no commercials, no violence, no
whining - and while i realize the inherent weirdness, not only of talking salt and pepper shakers, but also of the idea that salt + pepper = paprika...
i still prefer chatty housewares to big trippy kewpie dolls.
and just don't get me started on how much sesame street sucks these days...