I'm trying to find the humor in how absolutely exhausted I am. So here are the crazy things that I've done/have happened today due to sheer exhaustion:
I got lost in driving in my own neighborhood, a neighborhood I've lived in for over a decade.
I can't find my cell phone, partly because I've forgotten what it looks like and partly because I cannot figure out how my other phone works, despite having used it many times, despite having directions written right above it, so I cannot call the cell phone to track it down.
The toddler is eating cheeze-its for lunch. Surely they have protein and carbohydrates in them. That's a balanced meal, right?
I fell asleep on the floor momentarily while waiting for the toddler to use the potty.
And it's not even noon. Watch this space for updates, if I can figure out how to post.
I got lost in driving in my own neighborhood, a neighborhood I've lived in for over a decade.
I can't find my cell phone, partly because I've forgotten what it looks like and partly because I cannot figure out how my other phone works, despite having used it many times, despite having directions written right above it, so I cannot call the cell phone to track it down.
The toddler is eating cheeze-its for lunch. Surely they have protein and carbohydrates in them. That's a balanced meal, right?
I fell asleep on the floor momentarily while waiting for the toddler to use the potty.
And it's not even noon. Watch this space for updates, if I can figure out how to post.







I have managed to keep it together today without any major slip ups, but recently:
