You know you're 38+ weeks pregnant when... - Page 2

[vegasgrl]

The phone calls get so annoying that you decide to just turn your phone off, thus prompting everyone to call MORE because they think something is wrong. (I seriously can't win.)

You keep running into everything with your belly because you forget how big it really is.

[greenthumb3]

oh, here's another one

you are quickly learning the art of "divining toilet paper" every time you wipe, HOPING to see something out of the ordinary (and amazed you are excited instead of grossed out, )

(Is that mucus? Is that cervical mucus? Is that part of my mucus plug??!
Is that a pink tinge I see??!)

[shakenbake]

hha i check the tp EVERYTIME and have for 9months now!

[Youngfrankenstein]

[QUOTE=greenthumb3;14684325]oh, here's another one

you are quickly learning the art of "diving toilet paper" every time you wipe, HOPING to see something out of the ordinary (and amazed you are excited instead of grossed out, )

QUOTE]

I have become an avid toilet paper analyzer! So far...nuthin'! I even had a dream I saw some streaks and was so excited...

[beebalmmama]

Originally Posted by jilly

When you have to stand on tip toes to wash the dishes so you can balance your belly on the edge of the sink.

When you don't think, "What will I wear today?" but rather "What is clean that still fits today?"

When you crawl around on your hands and knees to tidy the house so you don't have to either a) get up more than you have to or b) try to bend down to pick things up.

Yep, this is my new approach to picking up ds's toys in the evening. I feel a bit ridiculous, but it works.

I've told dh, if only I were two inches taller then my belly would sit right above the sink. (sigh)

[Doberbrat]

Originally Posted by beebalmmama

Not to even mention shirts not covering your belly anymore, but they all have stains from continually dropping and splashing food on your belly.

when you stop caring that your shirts dont cover the belly anymore b/c you figure by now, everyone's seen it anyways.....