OK so what about this (still a bird but I think you're safe), or depending on the size of your bath something from here, I'm thinking go for the floating bar with a good looking barman to serve you. Right now I think I'd be in a Vin Diesel mood.
Personally I'd like a bath too. Just any bath, small bath, big bath, deep bath, shallow bath, anything larger than a shower tray would be an improvmement.
I'd also like to get rid of back pain, and then neck a bottle of red along with a goats cheese.
Oh and a galaxy ripple, someone on FB mentioned one and I realised those things are heaven in plastic. Now I've just found you can get boxes of 36 of them on eBay.
FIL is moving into his static now so that means we're officially living on our own for the first time in years. So what I'd like is a wonderful memorable night of unbridled passion with some proper porn star sex before the baby's born. What I don't want is to take 2 goes to roll over in bed and not be able to lie on my back for fear of suffocating.
I'd take Vin Diesel in the bath, though. Or the shower. I can be flexible on these things, I have relaxin poisoning.