Cleaning Up Cod Liver Oil

[familyblackout]

DS woke up an hour before us yesterday and was very excited about his HVCLO and tried to get himself some (even got out the 1/2 teaspoon!), but just ended up dumping the remaining 1/3 of the bottle on our couch. When we sit on the couch, or even just touch it it soaks into our clothes, and everything is starting to smell like CLO, and washing the clothes does not seem to help. (homemade soap- Fels Naptha, Washing Soda, Borax, vinegar in rinse)
The cushions are not removable. We are greasy and stinky. I like this couch.
Can anyone give me any advice?! PLEASE?!
At least he really likes CLO

[Mama_Meme]

i have the same problem with my DD's sweatshirts.... we're going to try baking soda?