I'm so mystified by this thread.
Is there a chicken-owners-only club? Can I join it? Did you know, I own 30 chickens (mostly hens) and I am buying eggs at the grocery store right now.

I don't live off the grid, but I would love to one day. We're stuck in suburb land right now. I figure now is a good time to perfect my home organization skills (SNORT) and work on gardening and all that stuff on a small scale. If I can't do it small, why would I think I could do it on a larger scale? That might be a difficult dose of reality to swallow.

But one day I hope to live in the country, off grid or not, and have a family cow and grow enough organic produce to sell at the farmer's market!