Hello world! What a lovely, shiny, happy day. I'll go wake up Mommy and Daddy so we can PLAY. Jeez, why are they always such grumps in the morning? The sun will rise in an hour or two.
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Playing happily playing happily playing happily AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HAS JUST HAPPENED AND MY DUPLO WILL NOT FIT PROPERLY ON THE OTHER DUPLO OMG I MUST HAVE THE MELTDOWN OF THE CENTURY AND MAYBE IF I SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH IT WILL FIT AND ooh look, there's my horse. I'll go play with that.
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Sit on potty sit on potty sit on potty. I like potty time because Mommy gives me all the orange juice I want right before and then reads to me. And this little ring seat is kind of comfortable. I have a little doll that uses the potty, and Mommy brings me snacks. Life is good on the potty. Time to get off potty now and put on diaper, I really have to pee. Wait, you wanted me to pee where? As if!
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"Want blueberries." Sit in chair, wait patiently. Blueberries presented to me, on my very favorite plate even. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO BLUEBERRIES! NO WANT BLUEBERRIES! NOOOOOOOOOOOO BLUUUUUUUUUUEBERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEES!" Blueberries finally removed, thank goodness. Wait. I wanted those. "WANT BLUEBERRIES! WANT BLUEBERRIES WANT BLUUUUUUUEBERREEEEEEES!" Remember. "Peez." Bat eyelashes. Blueberries replaces, and I happily eat them.
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NO WANT NAP NO WANT NAP NO WANT... okay, you can sing my goodnight song. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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"Here baby, here toy. NOOOOO BABY NO TOUCH MY TOY!"
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Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!
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Why does that strange Mommy-lady always put an entire plate of food in front of me, when she knows I'll only eat the bananas? Except, of course, on the days that I hate bananas. Ooh, Mommy's food looks much better than mine. Sure, to the untrained eye it may look like the same food, but you can't fool me. Wait, now she's giving me her plate and taking mine? Oh dear, the toddler transative property of food is kicking in. This plate in front of me now looks quite unappetizing. Ooh, what's on Daddy's plate? That's obviously where the real good stuff is.
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NO BED NO BED NOT DONE PLAYING NOT DONE PLAYING NO BED NO BED NO... wait, there's that song thing again? And my blankie? Okay, maybe I'll let her read me a story. But then NO BED NO BED NO BED NO Zzzzzzzzzz...
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Playing happily playing happily playing happily AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE HAS JUST HAPPENED AND MY DUPLO WILL NOT FIT PROPERLY ON THE OTHER DUPLO OMG I MUST HAVE THE MELTDOWN OF THE CENTURY AND MAYBE IF I SCREAM LOUD ENOUGH IT WILL FIT AND ooh look, there's my horse. I'll go play with that.
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Sit on potty sit on potty sit on potty. I like potty time because Mommy gives me all the orange juice I want right before and then reads to me. And this little ring seat is kind of comfortable. I have a little doll that uses the potty, and Mommy brings me snacks. Life is good on the potty. Time to get off potty now and put on diaper, I really have to pee. Wait, you wanted me to pee where? As if!
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"Want blueberries." Sit in chair, wait patiently. Blueberries presented to me, on my very favorite plate even. NOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO BLUEBERRIES! NO WANT BLUEBERRIES! NOOOOOOOOOOOO BLUUUUUUUUUUEBERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEES!" Blueberries finally removed, thank goodness. Wait. I wanted those. "WANT BLUEBERRIES! WANT BLUEBERRIES WANT BLUUUUUUUEBERREEEEEEES!" Remember. "Peez." Bat eyelashes. Blueberries replaces, and I happily eat them.
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NO WANT NAP NO WANT NAP NO WANT... okay, you can sing my goodnight song. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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"Here baby, here toy. NOOOOO BABY NO TOUCH MY TOY!"
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Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty!
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Why does that strange Mommy-lady always put an entire plate of food in front of me, when she knows I'll only eat the bananas? Except, of course, on the days that I hate bananas. Ooh, Mommy's food looks much better than mine. Sure, to the untrained eye it may look like the same food, but you can't fool me. Wait, now she's giving me her plate and taking mine? Oh dear, the toddler transative property of food is kicking in. This plate in front of me now looks quite unappetizing. Ooh, what's on Daddy's plate? That's obviously where the real good stuff is.
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NO BED NO BED NOT DONE PLAYING NOT DONE PLAYING NO BED NO BED NO... wait, there's that song thing again? And my blankie? Okay, maybe I'll let her read me a story. But then NO BED NO BED NO BED NO Zzzzzzzzzz...
My favorite was the Duplo tantrum. We had one of those ourselves today. (well, everyday but today was especially memorable.) Dang kids. Good thing they're cute.
