I have seen so many well written birth plans. I HATE it when this is what it looks like(happens way too often):
_______'s and_______'s birth plan
We understand the safety of our child is number one. This is why we have given a lot of thought and done a lot of research to write this birth plan. We appreciate your considerationTo me this implies that a healthy baby is the most important thing and they are flexible to change if absolutely necessary
We plan to have a completely natural delivery (no pain meds, pitocin, AROM) No problem
We hope to use natural methods to help labor progress and for pain management (Shower, tub, massage, music) Great that's my specialty
Please do not ask if I want meds You got it not a single word
we plan to defer the vit K and e-mycin ointment Not too big a deal, understandable
We will be breastfeeding so please no bottles or pacifiers We wouldn't anyways and I will place the baby skin to skin right after he is born.
...Add as many other details you can think of
We do plan to circumcise our son (you had me until here)
Please explain why you would go to such lengths to keep your baby "safe" just to circumcise him? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
BTW good luck getting someone to circ your son without getting vit k, which gives your baby's clotting factors a boost. Hemorrhage is already a risk factor. It just doesn't fit
_______'s and_______'s birth plan
We understand the safety of our child is number one. This is why we have given a lot of thought and done a lot of research to write this birth plan. We appreciate your considerationTo me this implies that a healthy baby is the most important thing and they are flexible to change if absolutely necessary
We plan to have a completely natural delivery (no pain meds, pitocin, AROM) No problem
We hope to use natural methods to help labor progress and for pain management (Shower, tub, massage, music) Great that's my specialty
Please do not ask if I want meds You got it not a single word
we plan to defer the vit K and e-mycin ointment Not too big a deal, understandable
We will be breastfeeding so please no bottles or pacifiers We wouldn't anyways and I will place the baby skin to skin right after he is born.
...Add as many other details you can think of
We do plan to circumcise our son (you had me until here)
Please explain why you would go to such lengths to keep your baby "safe" just to circumcise him? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
BTW good luck getting someone to circ your son without getting vit k, which gives your baby's clotting factors a boost. Hemorrhage is already a risk factor. It just doesn't fit








Even worse, he has some lasting disabilities and while he can perform some basic things (eating, washing himself, etc), he will never live a normal life. So the pain he went through, after MONTHS of pain in the NICU, for this "beautiful, sexually perfect penis" was all in vain. Of course, I'm sure the mother would argue that at least he can keep it clean now 