Oh my goodness - I'm laughing, I'm crying. It's totally amazing. I live in Boston and was (up until a week ago) planning to deliver at a hospital near Fenway Park, during Red Sox season, and I just kept saying, "Man, I hope I don't deliver on the road on the way to the hospital with drunken Red Sox fans walking by!" So this alleviates my fears! That said, I have NO IDEA how DH would handle it!