I am known as the chef in our family, and when ever I visit I'm asked to prepare all of the meals. BUT...
I am microwave challenged!

My parents eat almost every meal out of their massive (as in you could put a turkey in it) super microwave, and they are constantly teasing me that I am microwave challenged.
My mom was making rice crispy squares (in the microwave of course) and had to run and help my dad with something, and asked me to finish them. Well... they were a cemented scorched impossible mess when she returned, because I had no idea how to make them in the microwave!

Same with butter, my mother has a fit if I pull out a small pot to melt it, and used to demand I use the microwave instead. Three or four blown up sticks of butter later, she doesn't bug me!

(I swear I don't do it on purpose!)
I just hate microwaves. I don't think they are all that harmful for reheating leftovers once in a while or what not, but I prefer the taste/texture of food reheated on the stove or in the oven.