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Originally Posted by laughingfox 
Apparently, the magic of shouting "nobody else can have their baby until I have mine!" only works once..
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Oh no no. Don't confuse me. I'm not actually having a baby, I'm just in labor. Fear not, you can still go first. My uterus is very polite and waited for two other friends to have their babies (or be imminent) before it agreed to stop dicking around and just contract regularly, so I have no reason to believe it will stop being polite NOW.
Please, everyone else, feel free to have your babies.
