I just uttered the phrase...

[blizzard_babe]

"No, we do not run around the house holding onto the dog by his penis."

Just wanted to share.

[jakesmama]

Holy cow! Poor puppers...

[stormborn]

Lemme guess...20 months old? 'Cause that was about the age I heard myself say "Please don't put carrots in the dog's butt, she doesn't like that."

[griffin2004]

I agree. Poor doggie. I hope he wasn't injured.

[blizzard_babe]

Yeah, put a stop to that one pretty quickly. DS now nows that we do not grab doggies' private parts. Never occured to me that this was a specific lesson I had to teach, but there you have it. Lesson taught, and one more thing to watch out for.

The dog got a "Poor Loki owie the penis! Sorry Loki!" and a hug from DS, and dinner from me. DS is getting a shower and tucked into bed... not as punishment, but because it's 10pm (extended daylight is messing with my concept of "bedtime).

[blizzard_babe]

Originally Posted by stormborn

Lemme guess...20 months old? 'Cause that was about the age I heard myself say "Please don't put carrots in the dog's butt, she doesn't like that."

23, actually, but yeah.

Originally Posted by griffin2004

I agree. Poor doggie. I hope he wasn't injured.

He's good. They were running around together when it happened, so DS and the dog were going at the same speed. And I was on top of them in like 4.5 seconds. I may have the world's most toddler-tolerant dog, but every beast has its limit.

[kgreenemama]

[painefaria]

Yeah... we have had to tell DS not to touch the cats bum Why I ask you do they do these things...

[Mrs-Mama]

Originally Posted by blizzard_babe

"No, we do not run around the house holding onto the dog by his penis."

Just wanted to share.

Sounds like a perfectly normal thing to say But, then again, I have an 18 month old

[JessieBird]

Priceless! Thanks for the mid-day giggle break!

[Llyra]

I once had to say, "No, we don't yank on the poor kitty's scrotum. It hurts him."

My poor cat-- he lived a long and comfortable life, with all the kitty luxuries, and then his last two years on Earth were CRAZY, with these whacko toddlers chasing him around and affronting his dignity every five minutes.

[nola79]

too funny!

[Materfamilias]

[mama2toomany]

thank you!

[triana1326]

We should start a thread about things we never thought we'd have to say -

my favorite one occurred while my daughter was running around eating cheese without a dipe on - "No Sara, we don't put cheese on our vagina." This occurred right after we had kissies with her polar bear and I had to tell her "No Sara, polar bears don't kiss your bum. Or your vagina. They can kiss your nose, or your knees, but not your vagina."

I'm just waiting for CPS to knock on the door...

[Babina's Mommy]

OMG this stuff is hysterical...

I like the carrots up the bum comment, I laughed out loud which usually is hard to make me do, haha

[MadiMamacita]

Originally Posted by triana1326

We should start a thread about things we never thought we'd have to say -

i'm pretty sure there was one a while back! i'll look for it..

[blizzard_babe]

Originally Posted by triana1326

We should start a thread about things we never thought we'd have to say -

my favorite one occurred while my daughter was running around eating cheese without a dipe on - "No Sara, we don't put cheese on our vagina." This occurred right after we had kissies with her polar bear and I had to tell her "No Sara, polar bears don't kiss your bum. Or your vagina. They can kiss your nose, or your knees, but not your vagina."

I'm just waiting for CPS to knock on the door...

I was giving DS kisses the other night. He said, "Kiss the cheek!" and I kissed his cheek. And nose. Tummy, elbow forehead. Then he pulled off his underwear and said, "Kiss the penis and tentacles (his close-enough word for testicles)!"

Um... no

[dachshundqueen]

"No William we do not paint our bits blue."

It was that tempura paint and man does it stain. Kid looked like a smurf for a while, especially since one cannot really scrub that area.

Liz