ewww yuck! What is the grossest thing your baby has done so far?

[snoopy5386]

Kelsey just managed to spit up as I was lying her down. The way I was holding her, her head was lower than her body and so the spit up arced upward and landed all over her own face and in her hair. And a ton of it landed in her eye! Gross! She vomited into her own eye! Can you imagine how gross that would be as an adult?

What gross stuff has your baby done?

[rhiOrion]

projectile vomit down my cleavage.

oh well. at least i have cleavage these days.

[Knitting Mama]

I must have misaligned her diaper when I put it on her, and she was just in a diaper and tee nursing. She was squirmy as all get out. My leg suddenly felt warm, and when I looked down, I saw that she had had her daily poop all over me-- my shirt and leg were completely covered. But at least she felt better.

[GreenTeaGinger61]

Projectile poop. It was a middle of the night diaper change. I was half asleep, had her diaper off and her butt in the air to slip new diaper under. All of a sudden, I saw her starting to poop so I quickly got her new diaper under but failed to get her butt down in time. Poop went flying all my arm and leg.

[mom2happy]

I was changing the baby on the changing table.
My mother and I were admiring her beauty when she shot a missle of watery poop straight against my closet door.
It was like one of those super soaker water guns.
At first I was just shocked. I was so glad the closet door was not open.
My 5 and 7 yr olds loved this story.

[jolesh]

hmmm... hard to narrow it down to one event.. DS has peed on his own face twice now.. that never gets old, though i know i shouldn't laugh. he doesn't even seem to mind it.. but i think i have to go with a PP who mentioned projectile pooping. huck doesn't poop a LOT at any given time (he is more of a multiple times a day pooper than one big one etc, and for that i am thankful) but he did manage to hit me and the a long stretch of the floor with one particular powerful shot. he got my hand, my shirt and my pants, plus floor. the boy has moves..

[Peace+Hope]

Originally Posted by GreenTeaGinger61

Projectile poop. It was a middle of the night diaper change. I was half asleep, had her diaper off and her butt in the air to slip new diaper under. All of a sudden, I saw her starting to poop so I quickly got her new diaper under but failed to get her butt down in time. Poop went flying all my arm and leg.

like that but into my crotch... it was pretty early PP, and my first thought was that i'd peed myself, followed by relief that i hadn't, and then slight horror

[rhiOrion]

oh yeah, how could I forget the time she pooped in the tub and THEN spit up on my shoulder. She left that bath dirtier than she began it.

The bad part is that I was in the tub with her. It's happened since then, but I've learned to put the baby bath sponge thing between my crotch and her butt. I just kept imagining poo germs and my freshly torn hoohaa.

[sew_crafty_girl]

Nothing really yet. She did barf all over herself and the carseat. No poo rockets yet. Dh was witness to projectile vomit when she was a couple days old.

[tomtemama]

First thing in the morning on Mother's Day, when I was supposed to be sleeping in, dd3 projectile vomited INTO my open mouth and all over my face and hair . Needless to say, I did not get to sleep in. Dd1 and dd2 thought it was the funniest thing ever!

[loveneverfails]

SCG, don't jinx it!!! I almost posted in this thread that she hadn't been gross yet, only to get completely coated in throw up tonight. ON MY ONLY PAIR OF PAJAMA PANTS THAT FIT. I've stolen my husband's pants.

[jolesh]

Originally Posted by tomtemama

First thing in the morning on Mother's Day, when I was supposed to be sleeping in, dd3 projectile vomited INTO my open mouth and all over my face and hair . Needless to say, I did not get to sleep in. Dd1 and dd2 thought it was the funniest thing ever!

this would traumatize me for life.

[Pepper44]

Originally Posted by tomtemama

First thing in the morning on Mother's Day, when I was supposed to be sleeping in, dd3 projectile vomited INTO my open mouth and all over my face and hair . Needless to say, I did not get to sleep in. Dd1 and dd2 thought it was the funniest thing ever!

That's happened to me before, but with DD1.

Baby Ada really hasn't done anything disgusting...she has shot poo across the bed but it was more funny than anything!

[emmalizz]

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[mrsbabycakes]

Took him to the supermarket today and had him in the Bjorn. I reach down to touch his sweet little toes. They felt wet, so I looked at my hand. Orange. Oh god. Poop. Running down his leg... I left my cart and ran to the car to change him. I had THREE WIPES. Oh man. Long story short, we survived. Ew.

[momz3]

While I was changing a poopy diaper, I grabbed a wipe and she literally squirted poop all over me (and our bedding). So gross. I sat there in shock. I thought she was done!

[jsh7809]

This morning I was half asleep and cuddling her cute little head, face to face... very sweet. Then suddenly she spit up... right.up.my.nose. EW!