Can someone help me find this HB parody online?

[nova22]

I read a parody essay online years ago that I am trying to find and show to a friend of mine. It was poking fun at all the scare tactic articles about all the dangers of homebirth. There was a couple who wanted to have a baby and the doctor insisted that the baby was conceived in the hospital where it was safe. The couple was coming up with all kinds of arguments against conceiving at the hospital (they wanted dim lighting, they wanted an intimate atmosphere, etc.) but the doctor was rebutting all their arguments with the same rebuttals used against homebirth. Does that ring a bell for anyone?

[fruitfulmomma]

Was this http://community.livejournal.com/nat...th/104171.html it?

It was in Midwifery Today's issue on sexuality several years ago.

[LauraCochran]

I think maybe you mean "Natural Love" which can be purchased here: http://www.jashford.com/Pages/birthnatural.html and is also published in the book Cyborg Babies.

[nova22]

Neither of those are what I had in mind but thank you! The thing I saw was pretty short - a couple paragraphs long - and written comically. Those are good too though, thanks